American Dad! — S03E16 — When a Stan Loves a Woman

00:00:31 JUST A LITTLE BIT FARTHER FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY SURPRISE.

00:01:14 RUMOR HAS IT WITHIN ITS UNEXPLORED DEPTHS...

00:02:05 I FEEL... I FEEL...

00:03:10 WITHOUT BEING BARRAGED BY FILTH?

00:04:02 HI, HONEY.

00:04:45 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. I CAN'T CHEAT ON YOU. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION.

00:05:39 SO I DIVORCED HIM UNTIL SUCH A TIME AS DADDY CAN GET SOME STRANGE.

00:06:21 WILL CUT OFF MY CIRCULATION AND MY LEGS WILL DIE.

00:07:09 FOREPLAY, THEN INTERCOURSE!

00:08:03 TAKE THE ONE ON THE END. SHE'S RELATED TO JUDITH LIGHT. WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

00:09:28 SO HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS WEARING A VEST?

00:10:16 HOTTER THAN THREE RATS FORNICATING IN A WOOL SOCK.

00:11:05 BUT I DID MEET SOMEONE. HER NAME'S JOANNA. WE HAD THE MOST MAGICAL EVENING.

00:11:58 FRANNIE, BAR WHORES. BAR WHORES, FRANNIE.

00:12:52 HOW DID YOU GET THEM? HOW DOES ANYBODY ANYTHING?

00:13:31 LOOK, I MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

00:14:18 LOTS OF GUYS ARE AFRAID OF COMMITMENT.

00:14:58 KIDS, GIVE YOUR NEW MOM A KISS GOOD-BYE.

00:16:04 TO SEE WHO GETS TO EAT THE FRUIT THAT TOUCHES MY SYRUP AT IHOP.

00:17:24 READY, HUSBAND?

00:18:35 THIS IS MY FRIEND MANNY. HE'S THE ONE I WAS...

00:19:23 OH, STAN! I'M SO SORRY.

00:20:17 DANIELLA, I WAS TOUGHER ON YOU THAN ALL THE REST, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I BELIEVED IN YOU.

00:21:47 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.