American Dad! — S03E13 — Black Mystery Month

00:00:34 HOW MANY OF YOU SITTING IN THIS ROOM...

00:01:28 AND I HAVEN'T PICKED A SUBJECT YET.

00:02:15 UH, NO, THANKS. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED TO GAMBLE.

00:02:54 COME ON, STEVE. WHY DON'T YOU PICK AN INTERESTING BLACK PERSON,

00:03:46 CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER.

00:04:33 I'M AFRAID WE'VE GOT SOME CHOCOLATE IN OUR PEANUT BUTTER.

00:05:29 GOD! HE'S WEDGED INTO THE MOUTH OF A GIANT BUST OF GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER!

00:06:25 WAIT. THAT'S AN ANAGRAM FOR "FIND THE MONOCLE."

00:07:24 UH, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM THE TOP.

00:08:20 'CAUSE THAT'S THE LAST FUN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE FOR A LONG TIME.

00:09:12 STEVE, THIS CONSPIRACY DATES BACK TO THE CIVIL WAR.

00:10:02 GENTLEMEN, THE SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEM...

00:10:47 WHO HAD DEVELOPED HUNDREDS OF USES FOR PEANUTS.

00:11:34 THE ILLUMINUTTY IS CONVINCED THAT OUR COUNTRY WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS...

00:12:27 "FIND THE CANE THAT BORE OLD GLORY.

00:13:26 IT TOOK YOU 45 MINUTES TO FIGURE THAT OUT?

00:14:17 STEVE, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?

00:15:12 THE FIRST NATIONAL GARDEN!

00:16:21 OH! OH, GOD!

00:17:13 WOW. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

00:18:19 STEVE, I'LL HELP YOU UP.

00:19:08 WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME YOU WERE PART OF THE ILLUMINUTTY?

00:20:09 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

00:21:47 BYE! HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME!