American Dad! — S03E11 — American Dream Factory

00:00:34 ATTENTION, EVERYONE. I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS. THE WAR IN IRAQ IS OVER?

00:01:17 THAT'S PACO... GREG AND TERRY'S DOG WALKER.

00:02:03 OUTTA MY WAY. I HAVE BAND PRACTICE.

00:02:43 THEY CAN KISS MY FIRM, WHITE ASS.

00:03:23 MERRY... CRAP!

00:04:02 STAN, YOU'RE SINKING AN AWFUL LOT OF MONEY INTO THIS.

00:04:52 AND I TOLD YOU, IF I WAS RESPONSIBLE,

00:05:37 NOT A PARASITE SUCKING ON THE BLOOD OF AMERICA.

00:06:20 THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. KISS MY ASS, HAYLEY! IT'S ALREADY WORKING.

00:07:26 MR. SMITH, WE'VE SOLD OUT OF YOUR ADORABLE BEARS.

00:08:18 STAN, COULD YOU HELP ME BRING THE GROCERIES IN? SURE.

00:09:03 UNLOAD THOSE IN THE KITCHEN. PERISHABLES IN THE FRIDGE. DRY GOODS IN THE PANTRY.

00:10:10 UH, NO.

00:11:01 WHAT'S THIS? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ALL NIGHT.

00:11:58 BUT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE JULY 4th FESTIVAL.

00:12:51 I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK. I'M SORRY.

00:13:43 WELL, NO SIGN OF ANY ILLEGALS.

00:14:34 HE'S ONTO US. THEY'LL BE BACK.

00:15:16 PUSH IT SO WE DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS ANYMORE.

00:16:07 NO-NO ESCORT WILL BE NECESSARY.

00:17:26 FOLLOW THAT, BITCH.

00:18:08 PACO AND HIS FAMILY HERE USED TO SING THIS SONG BACK IN MEXICO...

00:19:28 I'M A HYPOCRITE TOO, DAD. I USED PACO TO GET AT YOU,

00:21:44 BYE. HAVE A GREAT TIME.