American Dad! — S03E08 — Irregarding Steve
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 593 VOTES · DIR. Pam Cooke
Overview
When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.
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00:00:33 THE C.I.A. TALENT SHOW IS IN A WEEK.
00:01:51 I FOUND IT.
00:02:43 WHICH REMINDS ME. I HAVE AN ORAL REPORT ON FOSSILS TOMORROW.
00:03:45 THE INTERNET IS DOWN!
00:04:27 AND THEY DROVE THE DINOSAURS UNDERGROUND.
00:05:09 WE CAN MANIPULATE YOUR STUPID FATHER TO GET EVERYTHING WE WANT!
00:05:51 LOOK AT HER, STEVE. THAT IS THE MOST TASTY, LOW-FAT 9/11 MEMORIAL EVER.
00:06:38 AND I CAN'T LIVE UNDER THE ROOF.
00:07:28 WHAT IF THEY REALLY DID GO TO NEW YORK?
00:08:46 OH, MY GOD! I KNOW. LUNCH?
00:09:32 I'M HERE TO MAKE A SPLASH TOO.
00:10:39 UH, I BELIEVE THAT ONE'S ENTITLED "QUANTUM RAPE."
00:11:35 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
00:12:14 BUT BACK HOME, YOU SAID YOU WERE ABOUT TO MAKE A FORTUNE IN SILVER.
00:13:04 ROGER, WE HAVE 20 BUCKS LEFT.
00:14:02 IT'S OKAY, ARNIE. IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN A CRANE TO GET HER OUT.
00:14:53 HONEY, IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS.
00:15:39 SO, BASICALLY, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS STAND HERE,
00:16:18 NOW PUT THESE ON. THEY'RE KNEE PADS I MADE OUT OF OLD DIAPERS.
00:17:14 STEVE, IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
00:18:21 BY FINDING STUPID PEOPLE AND MOCKING THEM.
00:19:17 PROBABLY COMES FROM DADDY PASSING ON HIS DEFECTIVE CHROMOSOMES.
00:20:18 THAT'S $2,000. WE'RE GOING TO ROME!
00:21:45 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.
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American Dad!, season 3, episode 8: Irregarding Steve.
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