American Dad! — S03E07 — Of Ice and Men
2006 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 575 VOTES · DIR. John Aoshima
Overview
When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.
Dialogue Timeline — 323 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:40 GRANDPA KLAUS! I JUST CAME BY...
00:01:34 FRANCINE CRIED AND CRIED.
00:02:23 OH. SO BY THAT LOGIC, IF SOMETHING IS RIGHT, YOU'LL WANT TO HINDER ME!
00:03:17 I AM A RUSSIAN BRIDE. THESE ARE THE BEST BINOCULARS EVER!
00:04:40 NO FURTHER SHALL YOU VENTURE WITHOUT THE PASSWORD.
00:05:27 AND, YOU KNOW, MOVE OUT OF THIS TUNNEL.
00:06:36 I HURT HER VERY, VERY BADLY.
00:07:24 WELL, I'LL SKATE WITH YOU. IT'LL BE FUN.
00:08:22 HAVING A RUSSIAN BRIDE SURE HAS ITS ADVANTAGES.
00:09:10 I WAS ALSO ROOMMATES WITH RICK SCHRODER. YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT?
00:09:55 HE WAS JUST A HAPPY DOG ON SKATES! I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY,
00:10:39 WITH THE NATIONAL FIGURE SKATING ASSOCIATION.
00:11:25 WIGS YOU'D PROBABLY JUST PUT IN THE ATTIC AND NEVER CHECK ON TO SEE IF ANYONE...
00:12:08 DAMN IT, FRANCINE! WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT DOING IT FLAWLESSLY THE FIRST TIME?
00:13:03 SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE A WHORE UNTIL ONE OF YOU MARRIES HER.
00:14:03 NO, IT'S NOT.
00:14:53 OKAY, WE'RE MAKING THE TURN. WE'RE HEADING BACK. JUST STAY FOCUSED. DON'T LOOK AT HER.
00:15:44 - IT'S MY ONLY COPY, AND... - STOP TALKING. I TOTALLY GET IT.
00:16:36 WELL, YOU DID BUY ME THIS BUCKET OF BALLS.
00:17:22 HEY, LOSERS! DIE ALREADY! EARTH BELONGS TO THE YOUNG!
00:18:29 I'LL TRY C-9.
00:19:36 NOW SKATING THEIR MAMMA MIA! FANTASY, STAN AND FRANCINE SMITH.
00:20:24 ALL I WANT IS TO BE WITH YOU, STAN. THAT'S ALL I WANT TOO.
00:21:46 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Stan Smith / Roger (voice)
Wendy Schaal
Francine Smith (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Hayley Smith (voice)
Scott Grimes
Steve Smith (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Klaus (voice)
Ivana Miličević
Svetlana (voice)
Tom Hollander
Clifford (voice)
Martin Mull
Father Donovan (voice)
Mike Barker
(voice)
Eddie Kaye Thomas
Barry Robinson (voice)
Curtis Armstrong
Snot Lonstein (voice)
Austin Majors
Thomas
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed323
Dialogue density14.7 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line00:21:46
Production Record
DirectorJohn Aoshima
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes575
Factoids
Episode
American Dad!, season 3, episode 7: Of Ice and Men.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/3/episode/7
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