American Dad! — S02E16 — Tears of a Clooney

00:00:37 - TIME FOR CAKE. - I GET THE PIECE WITH THE ROSE ON IT. I CALLED IT. YOU HEARD.

00:01:24 WOW. SHE REALLY SEEMS UNHAPPY.

00:01:59 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE ON TV.

00:02:38 OVER HERE. FRANCINE, GIVE US A SMILE.

00:03:15 IS TO DESTROY GEORGE CLOONEY...

00:04:04 MOST UNSETTLING THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

00:04:45 PLEASE PUT YOUR SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES IN THE UPRIGHT POSITION.

00:05:38 THANK YOU.

00:06:25 YOU SHOULD GET THAT COUGH CHECKED OUT. COSTCO HAS DOCTORS NOW.

00:07:11 THREE CRUCIAL TRUTHS ABOUT CLOONEY.

00:08:04 BUT IF YOU STAY OUT OF HIS ASS,

00:08:54 HAYLEY, IT'S DR. KIRKLAND FROM COSTCO.

00:10:04 WAS THAT YOUR DOING? UH, WELL, I...

00:10:57 WELL, JUST HANG IN THERE, LITTLE DARLING. I'M PULLING FOR YOU.

00:12:04 I'M FINE. I'M GONNA BEAT THIS, YOU KNOW.

00:13:41 SHE'S THE FIRST GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED, STAN.

00:14:19 AND YOU CAN FINALLY GET RID OF THOSE HIDEOUS MUTTONCHOPS.

00:15:21 FIGURING I'D GET A FREE SAMPLE AT THE END, BUT I DIDN'T.

00:16:12 - NO! - LET ME GO, STAN!

00:16:58 I'D HELP SAVE THESE POOR KIDS FROM YOU.

00:18:23 GEORGE CLOONEY'S HEAD IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BIG OPENING WEEKEND.

00:19:13 BUT HE HAS NO ONE THAT DEPENDS ON HIM.

00:20:15 I CAN'T BUMP, GEORGE.

00:21:46 BYE. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TIME.