American Dad! — S02E14 — Helping Handis

00:00:35 OUR NEXT FILM IS BY HAYLEY SMITH.

00:01:41 ♪♪ A RAGING TEENAGE HOUSE PARTY IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD?

00:02:30 I GOT A CHECK-PLUS-PLUS. THAT'S LIKE A "C" AT ARIZONA STATE.

00:03:12 PROBABLY CHILLIN', DRINKING A MICKEY. HE'S EATING RUFFLES,

00:04:01 THEY GAVE ME AND SNOT SWIRLIES, THREW TOSHI IN THE TRASH...

00:04:58 DUDE, DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT VINCE CHUNG SAID?

00:05:44 SON, I KNOW A WAY WE CAN MAKE YOU A BETTER ATHLETE AND GET YOU IN WITH THE COOL KIDS.

00:06:24 YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PUT A PIECE OF JUICY FRUIT IN YOUR MOUTH...

00:07:12 NO, IT'S ME, ROGER. I'M FINALLY TAKING CHARGE OF THIS PIGSTY.

00:08:02 - YOU KNOW, THAT MOVIE WHERE SHE GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED. -

00:09:03 KILLER JUGS. OH, UH, THANKS, VINCE CHUNG.

00:10:07 HEY, PAL. READY TO WORK ON OUR SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT?

00:10:59 NAH. IT LOOKS LIKE THE WATER'S KINDA COLD.

00:11:46 - THE WHAT NOW? - THE HANDICAPPED MAFIA.

00:12:35 - AND THEY STABBED YOU? - NO.

00:13:21 TELL YOUR FATHER I'LL BE GONE ALL NIGHT. MAN, THESE HOURS ARE BRUTAL.

00:14:20 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK ON OUR SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT, REMEMBER?

00:15:17 MAYBE MY GIRLS OPENED THE DOOR, BUT I'M THE ONE WHO WALKED THROUGH IT. THEY LIKE ME FOR ME.

00:16:27 AND NOW I DON'T EVEN RESPECT MYSELF.

00:17:23 YEAH, THAT ONE'S IT. I'VE GOT TO GO SAVE MY SON.

00:18:15 ARE YOU KIDDIN'? THAT BANK IS A FORTRESS.

00:19:09 LUCKILY, I HAD ARMOR-CLASS ZERO. SO I DIDN'T LOSE ANY HIT POINTS.

00:20:02 NO PROBLEM. GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.

00:21:44 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.