American Dad! — S02E08 — Star Trek

00:00:33 FUNNY, I ALWAYS WANTED A POOL FILED WITH CHERRY JELL-O.

00:01:16 I KNOW. MY HAIRDRESSER...

00:02:06 "TO MR. DURBAN. KEEP ON ROCKIN'. YOURS IN CHRIST."

00:02:54 WHY DO YOU HATE MY SON?

00:03:43 NO, NO. NO, WAIT. WE LIVE IN AMERICAN.

00:04:27 GOSH. I'M SORRY. I'M NOT.

00:05:27 WELL, OF COURSE YOU DO, DARLIN'. I USE GENUINE HUMAN PLACENTA.

00:06:21 NOW, LET'S SEE WHICH ONE OF MY PATRIOT PIGEON BOOKS THEY'RE PUBLISHING.

00:07:08 GOT ANY TIPS FOR A YOUNG AUTHOR?

00:07:56 THE TURNOUT AT TODAY'S BOOK SIGNING WAS AWFUL,

00:08:43 HMM. IS THE BOY GAY?

00:09:29 LOOK, SON, YOU DO THIS FOR ME, AND I'LL USE MY C.I.A. POWERS...

00:11:07 AND IT'S NOT SILLY JUICE! IT'S NECESSARY JUICE!

00:11:51 BUT DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY.

00:12:37 WELL, I... I KIND OF HATE IT.

00:13:35 OR YOUR PROCESS.

00:14:17 FOR HELPING ME FILL OUT THE PAPERWORK TO DIVORCE MY PARENTS.

00:15:03 AND S WANTS TO C-L-T-D-F-H-C.

00:16:09 WORST PART'S OVER. WORST PART'S OVER. WORST PART'S OVER.

00:17:22 STRANGE. THIS WINDOW SHOULDN'T BE OPEN.

00:18:46 WELL, COME INTO THE KITCHEN. WHAT UP?

00:19:41 HOMBRE, WHAT'S THE MATTER? IT'S JUST I KINDA MISS MY FAMILY.

00:20:23 IN THE LUNCH LINE...

00:21:46 BYE! HAVE A GREAT TIME!