American Dad! — S02E07 — Stannie Get Your Gun
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.5 · 644 VOTES · DIR. John Aoshima
Overview
Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the "National Gun Association Land," where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.
Dialogue Timeline — 333 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:35 SNACKS FOR THE GUN CLUB.
00:01:15 YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
00:01:58 WITH ANCHOR PARTNERS GREG CORBIN AND TERRY BATES.
00:02:38 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HOUSE IS TEEMING WITH GUNS. GUNS KILL.
00:03:14 ONLY IF YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T FLY AWAY.
00:04:17 THAT'S RIGHT, AMERICA. COME GET ME.
00:05:02 DITTO.
00:05:59 I DON'T WANNA KILL THE RABBIT.
00:07:09 WHAT'S THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?
00:07:51 AND THEN I WAS OVERCOME WITH CRUSHING DISAPPOINTMENT.
00:08:57 - AHEM! - WHAT, ARE YOU GETTING SICK?
00:09:51 MURDERER! JUST KIDDING. YOU SAVED THE FAMILY, KIDDO. PIZZA? LET'S ORDER PIZZA.
00:10:38 THAT'S THE BURGLAR! DAD STAGED THE WHOLE THING!
00:11:23 DAD! HELP HIM!
00:12:15 HEY, I FOUND YOUR REAL PARENTS ONLINE.
00:13:06 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT TO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
00:13:59 TELL 'EM, DAD. I WILL, HAYLEY.
00:14:41 IF YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER PERFORM, YOU'RE OUR NEW SPOKESMAN.
00:15:27 DON'T FORGET THIS CURLY BLOND WIG.
00:16:30 - WHAT? - REMEMBER? "YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE"?
00:18:08 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUND IN THE WORLD... KIDS SCREAMING.
00:19:02 I KNOW YOU'RE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE YOU BLAME YOURSELF FOR HURTING ME.
00:20:27 YOU SHOULD BE COMPLETELY AMBULATORY AGAIN.
00:21:45 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Stan Smith / Roger (voice)
Wendy Schaal
Francine Smith (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Hayley Smith (voice)
Scott Grimes
Steve Smith (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Klaus (voice)
John Carroll Lynch
Acl-Lou / Mr. Simms / Monkey (voice)
Beau Bridges
Doctor / Lieutenant Thacker (voice)
Mike Barker
Terry Bates / Mr. Madsen / Michael (voice)
Jill Talley
Little Girl's Mom / Ramona (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed333
Dialogue density15.1 lines / min
First line00:00:35
Final line00:21:45
Production Record
DirectorJohn Aoshima
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes644
Factoids
Episode
American Dad!, season 2, episode 7: Stannie Get Your Gun.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/2/episode/7
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