American Dad! — S02E04 — Con Heir

00:00:31 IT'S UP TO YOU, SMITH. YOU'VE GOT ONE SHOT.

00:01:13 TO RISK YOUR LIFE ON THIS THRILLING ADVENTURE.

00:02:00 I'M IN A RUT. MY CAREER IS GOING NOWHERE.

00:02:47 HELLO, UNICEF? YES, I'D LIKE TO DONATE SOME OF MY IMMENSE RICHES.

00:03:44 A CHAIN FOR YOUR READING GLASSES. OH, THIS... THIS IS ELEGANT.

00:04:45 UM, UM, OKAY, OKAY. UH, DEAD! LIFELESS!

00:05:47 GOOD-LOOKING FAMILY, SON.

00:06:35 SHAKE IT. THAT'S REAL HEROIN.

00:07:27 TAKING A SWEET, 20-YEAR BREAK FROM THE FAMILY,

00:08:16 OH, HE LOVED HIS SUGAR PACKETS.

00:09:10 WHAT KIND OF MAN ABANDONS HIS FAMILY FOR 20 YEARS?

00:10:00 AH, THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN. I WANT YOU TO TAKE MY PLACE.

00:10:54 WELL, WHAT'D THEY SAY?

00:11:50 OH, THANK HEAVENS!

00:12:46 GENTLEMEN, I MADE OUT WITH A CHICK.

00:13:44 I WAS DESTINED FOR GREATNESS UNTIL YOU TRICKED ME INTO HAVING THIS LOVING FAMILY,

00:14:36 MONOGAMY'S FOR GIRLS IN THEIR 60s.

00:15:30 NOW, DADDY, LET'S GO GET THAT URANIUM YOU TOLD ME ABOUT.

00:16:31 - - ALL RIGHT, DAD! WE'RE IN!

00:17:21 YES, YES, WE ALL KNOW THE BIT.

00:18:19 COME ON, STAN. FIGURE A WAY OUT OF HERE.

00:19:31 YEAH, WELL, I GUESS EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES.

00:20:31 YOU'RE NOT A NOBODY!

00:21:46 BYE. HAVE A GREAT TIME.