American Dad! — S02E03 — All About Steve
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 653 VOTES · DIR. Mike Kim
Overview
When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.
Dialogue Timeline — 324 lines
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00:00:40 WHO CAN BRING ME UP TO SPEED? ME! ME! PICK ME!
00:01:33 WE MUST FOCUS ALL OF OUR RESOURCES ON CATCHING HIM!
00:02:26 WELL, YOUR FRESHLY BRUSHED TEETH WILL MAKE A MINTY NECKLACE FOR MY TROLL KING!
00:03:12 SUN WAS IN YOUR EYES. WIND TOOK THAT ONE.
00:04:10 I'M SORRY I'M LATE, MAI LING. I'M THINKING FRENCH TIPS THIS WEEK.
00:05:04 I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A BASEBALL GAME BEFORE. YEAH?
00:05:47 I STILL HAVE THE HEADACHES AND THE NIGHTMARES.
00:07:01 NO!
00:07:43 TELL ME IT WAS IN OUR BED, AND HE WAS WEARING MY TIE AS A HEADBAND,
00:08:37 LOOK, YOU SAID YOU WANTED A JOB SO YOU COULD MEET PEOPLE.
00:09:30 WOW! YOUR DAD USED A RAIN MACHINE TO DITCH YOU? WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DO THAT?
00:10:16 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ON MY CORNER?
00:11:05 I WAS AT THE SOFTBALL GAME, DAD! I SAW YOU WITH HIM!
00:12:00 AND I ONLY WISH I HAD NEVER KNOWN THE SICKLY SWEET SCENT OF MY FATHER'S LOVE...
00:12:51 ONCE AGAIN, HE SENT A NOTE IN THE SAME MYSTERIOUS LANGUAGE.
00:13:50 THEY DITCHED ME.
00:14:57 ONLY THE HOLDER OF THE AMULET MAY TALK.
00:15:44 OH, GOD, I WANT TO HIT YOU!
00:16:43 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? SCI-FI CONVENTION!
00:17:39 I'M AGENT SCULLY. EXCELLENT. FOLLOW ME.
00:18:21 MY WIFE LEFT ME! SHE TOOK MY BOYS!
00:19:07 SO THE ENEMIES OF MIDDLE EARTH ARE UPON DAN VEBBER.
00:20:30 WELL, THE CREDIT SHOULD GO TO STEVE. HE'S THE REAL HERO.
00:21:46 BYE-BYE. SEE YOU SOON.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Stan Smith / Roger (voice)
Wendy Schaal
Francine Smith (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Hayley Smith (voice)
Scott Grimes
Steve Smith (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Klaus (voice)
Stephen Colbert
Dr. Dandliker - Dentist (voice)
Brian Posehn
Dan Vebber (voice)
Catero Colbert
Derek Jeter (voice)
Stephen Root
Dick / Dentist's Father (voice)
Mike Barker
Terry Bates / Skinny Man (voice)
Mike Henry
Jackson / Taco (voice)
Patrick Stewart
Avery Bullock (voice)
Eddie Kaye Thomas
Barry Robinson (voice)
Curtis Armstrong
Snot Lonstein (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed324
Dialogue density14.7 lines / min
First line00:00:40
Final line00:21:46
Production Record
DirectorMike Kim
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes653
Factoids
Episode
American Dad!, season 2, episode 3: All About Steve.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/2/episode/3
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