American Dad! — S02E02 — A Smith in the Hand
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.8 · 711 VOTES · DIR. Pam Cooke
Overview
When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.
Dialogue Timeline — 365 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:31 TONIGHT ON FOX, IT'S...
00:01:17 NO! I JUST CLEANED THIS CARPET.
00:02:00 STAN! COMING.
00:02:49 I'M PROFESSOR SMITH.
00:03:35 - NO. - AND THAT'S WHERE BABIES COME FROM.
00:04:28 ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE AS BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY AS MY MOTHER.
00:05:19 TIMMY IS A HEALTHY, ATHLETIC, ALL-AMERICAN BOY...
00:06:23 OR MY FAVORITE, "YOU WANT IT WHEN?"
00:07:25 - THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT. - VITAL. HOW DO YOU USE OINTMENT?
00:08:20 STEVE, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT, AND IT WASN'T THAT BAD.
00:09:09 A COSMO FOR THE LADY WHO CHANGED MY LIFE.
00:09:54 I DON'T THINK DAD LIKES HAVING ME AROUND ANYMORE.
00:11:15 - - SIGN IN HERE.
00:12:09 YOU'RE SCARING OFF MY CUSTOMERS.
00:13:03 GIVE ME THE STUFF OR I'LL SHOOT!
00:14:09 - -
00:15:01 KEEP IT DOWN. SIMPLE LIFE'S ON, AND PARIS IS WASHING THE WARDEN'S CAR.
00:15:51 FRANCINE, YOU SEEM ODDLY UNFAZED.
00:16:45 I'LL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN TOTAL AUTHORITY...
00:17:32 THAT'S RIGHT, TERRY. IN ORDER TO PURGE TRASH FROM TV,
00:18:29 HE'S USING STEVE? THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!
00:19:31 HE CAN'T. HE'S MY PARTNER IN THE CRUSADE TO CLEANSE THE AIRWAVES.
00:20:17 THEN ONE DAY WHEN YOU DO DISCOVER THEM,
00:21:46 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
Cast & Characters
Seth MacFarlane
Stan Smith / Roger (voice)
Wendy Schaal
Francine Smith (voice)
Rachael MacFarlane
Hayley Smith (voice)
Scott Grimes
Steve Smith (voice)
Dee Bradley Baker
Klaus (voice)
Scott Menville
Timmy / Kids (voice)
Peter MacKenzie
Dr. Grossbard / Senator #1 (voice)
Mike Barker
Dr. Heisler / Terry (voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson
Principal Lewis / TV Announcer (voice)
Mike Henry
Senator #2 (voice)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed365
Dialogue density16.6 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line00:21:46
Production Record
DirectorPam Cooke
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes711
Factoids
Episode
American Dad!, season 2, episode 2: A Smith in the Hand.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/2/episode/2
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