American Dad! — S01E07 — Deacon Stan, Jesus Man

2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 811 VOTES · DIR. John Aoshima

American Dad! — S01E07 — Deacon Stan, Jesus Man poster

Overview

Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Roger's "temporary problem," which Stan tries to use to his advantage, causes all sorts of problems for Steve, Betsy, the rest of the family, and eventually, Stan.

AnimationComedy2000s

Dialogue Timeline — 384 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:34 STAN, QUIT SPYING ON THE NEIGHBORS.
00:01:14 ABSOLUTELY.
00:02:08 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME WHAT THAT MEANS.
00:03:06 THAT'S ODD.
00:03:55 WHY SO SENSITIVE ALL OF A SUDDEN?
00:04:37 YOU JUST WANT TO BEAT CHUCK WHITE.
00:05:15 THAT REMINDS ME. WE SHOULD HAVE SEX TONIGHT.
00:06:11 CHUCK, CHRISTIE. NICE HOUSE.
00:06:59 HA, HA. OH, MY GOD!
00:07:45 MYSTERY SOLVED.
00:08:44 NEXT, THE BLACK SHEEP.
00:09:45 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE. ROGER, I'M SORRY IF I WAS INSENSITIVE.
00:10:46 OW! TAKE IT EASY, OLD McDONALD. THERE'S BARELY ANY MILK IN THESE.
00:11:39 I TOUCHED HER HAND. HER HAND TOUCHED HER BOOB.
00:12:35 STAND BACK. I KNOW C.P.R.
00:13:29 YEAH, LOOK AT IT. BET YOU WISH YOU HAD ONE.
00:14:36 OH, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
00:15:19 NOT IN THIS HOUSE, HE DOESN'T.
00:16:08 NOW GO BE A FATHER TO YOUR SON, MY STRONG BLACK BROTHER.
00:17:06 HAYLEY AND I WILL GO SAY HELLO TO THE DONKEY...
00:17:56 YOU KNOW WHAT? THE HELL WITH CHUCK WHITE.
00:18:57 UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAS COME UP,
00:19:48 THAT DOESN'T SOUND VERY POSSESSED.
00:21:46 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.

Cast & Characters

Seth MacFarlane Stan Smith / Roger (voice) Wendy Schaal Francine Smith (voice) Rachael MacFarlane Hayley Smith (voice) Scott Grimes Steve Smith (voice) Dee Bradley Baker Klaus (voice) James Patrick Stuart Bartender / Mr. Perkins / Parishioner (voice) Molly Shannon Kristy (voice) Josh Groban Whiny Parishioner (voice)

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed384
Dialogue density17.5 lines / min
First line00:00:34
Final line00:21:46

Production Record

DirectorJohn Aoshima
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes811

Factoids

Episode

American Dad!, season 1, episode 7: Deacon Stan, Jesus Man.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/1/episode/7
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