American Dad! — S01E03 — Stan Knows Best

2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 890 VOTES · DIR. Pam Cooke

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Overview

Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.

AnimationComedy2000s

Dialogue Timeline — 363 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:36 Firing pin! Hammer!
00:01:10 What the hell is wrong with that girl?
00:02:03 Oh, Stan, how could you? How could I? How could I?
00:02:53 And putting her hand in that bowl of warm water? That was just overkill.
00:03:48 Man, that dance is gonna be a rager!
00:04:44 He's bored!
00:05:43 There. Now you can talk and we took care of that mustache.
00:06:31 You get back here, Hayley! No?
00:07:33 Oh, Stan, I can't believe our little girl moved out.
00:08:23 Oh, yeah. That's good. That's not too bright. That's fine.
00:09:19 Uhh!
00:10:16 Eat your peas, Hayley. Why?
00:11:04 - Dad? - No! No, I am former Communist named Petrov.
00:12:00 Okay, it's on! You pull this off and I'll convince my parents to let you sleep in here.
00:12:52 Steve, that is so sweet. I know.
00:13:51 I'm fine. At least I'm not being exploited like these poor strippers.
00:14:39 Yeah!
00:15:38 Don't lie to me, stone man. For real.
00:16:37 I am! Dad!
00:17:42 Here I come!
00:18:22 Sorry I ruined your plan. Sorry I called you ugly.
00:19:26 My dad didn't support me either. That's why I started stripping.
00:20:13 - Give your old man a second chance. - I'll think about it.
00:21:46 Have a great night!

Cast & Characters

Seth MacFarlane Stan Smith / Roger (voice) Wendy Schaal Francine Smith (voice) Rachael MacFarlane Hayley Smith (voice) Scott Grimes Steve Smith (voice) Dee Bradley Baker Klaus (voice) Jeff Fischer Jeff Fischer (voice) Tori Spelling Kim (voice) Sarah Silverman Stripper (voice) Zooey Deschanel French Maid / Candy Striper Stripper (voice) Mike Henry Jackson / Charlie (voice)
Mike Barker Terry Bates (voice)
Daisuke Suzuki Toshi Yoshida (voice)
Eddie Kaye Thomas Barry Robinson (voice) Curtis Armstrong Snot Lonstein (voice)

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed363
Dialogue density16.5 lines / min
First line00:00:36
Final line00:21:46

Production Record

DirectorPam Cooke
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes890

Factoids

Episode

American Dad!, season 1, episode 3: Stan Knows Best.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1433/season/1/episode/3
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