American Dad! — S01E02 — Threat Levels
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 907 VOTES · DIR. Brent Woods
Overview
Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or "hobby") as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley ran a program that helped the homeless, and Stan's son Steve had an idea to have a Bum Fight program. To get back and to try to gain more money than his wife, Stan takes Steve's idea and starts a Bum Fight Night where he takes bets and treats the homeless like wrestlers. But with the homeless petition, Stan has to end up fighting like a homeless man himself.
Dialogue Timeline — 389 lines
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00:00:31 THE CHANNEL 3 NOON REPORT,
00:01:15 ALL RIGHT! I GOT STUFF TO DO.
00:02:21 THIS IS NOT SOUP.
00:03:03 DON'T WORRY, TONY. WE'LL FIND A PLACE TO BUILD THAT HOMELESS SHELTER.
00:03:53 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA SURVIVE?
00:04:56 THAT CLOCK'S ALWAYS FAST. LET'S GIVE IT A FEW MORE MINUTES.
00:05:47 GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU EVER NEED A REAL ESTATE AGENT.
00:06:45 WAIT. GO!
00:07:41 I DID IT!
00:08:39 AND THAT'S JUST FOR ONE HOUSE.
00:09:39 YOUR VERY MANHOOD IS AT STAKE. YOUR VER...
00:10:34 WHOA, BARRY. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED?
00:11:26 THINGS ARE STRAINED BETWEEN ME AND THE MISSUS.
00:12:25 POSSESSION OF COCAINE DOUGHNUTS. THOSE ARE POWDERED SUGAR.
00:13:25 AU CONTRAIRE, MY DEAR SNOT.
00:14:13 HOLD HER CALLS. FRANCINE, I WANT YOU TO STOP THIS NONSENSE.
00:15:02 IN A VIOLENT CONFRONTATION FOR PROFIT?
00:15:57 I EVEN PUT OUT SOME NICE MIXED NUTS.
00:16:44 - A DIAMOND RING! - I ALSO GOT YOU A MINK STOLE.
00:17:34 I FOUND A BUM WHO'S WILLING TO SCAB.
00:18:29 THIS IS A WONDERFUL STARTER HOME.
00:19:33 MORE OF A PERFORMANCE PIECE. HI. TED FIEDLER, METHOD ACTOR.
00:20:25 INTEREST RATES WENT UP THIS MORNING BY A WHOPPING 20 POINTS,
00:21:46 BYE-BYE. SEE YOU SOON.
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Factoids
American Dad!, season 1, episode 2: Threat Levels.
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