American Dad! — S01E01 — Pilot
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 7.2 · 1,181 VOTES · DIR. Ron Hughart
Overview
Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Hayley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Hayley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.
Dialogue Timeline — 354 lines
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00:00:39 ♪♪ SHUT UP, STEVE! I HAVE A TERM PAPER DUE.
00:01:22 YOU THINK YOU'D BE A LITTLE MORE GRATEFUL TO THE GUY WHO SAVED YOUR LIFE AT AREA 51.
00:02:13 SOMEWHERE IN SOME WAY AT SOME POINT IN TIME, SO LOOK SHARP!
00:03:06 SHE WON'T TURN YOU DOWN. YOU'RE A SMITH, AND A SMITH ALWAYS GETS HIS GIRL.
00:03:59 OKAY. SO THAT'S TWO MILLION HALOGEN LAMPS AND 500,000 COFFEE TABLES.
00:04:49 THERE SHE IS. GENTLEMEN, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
00:05:41 AND WOMEN WILL BE ALL OVER MY JOCK.
00:06:33 OW! DAD, GET OFF ME! I HAVE TO STUDY FOR MY TERM PAPER!
00:07:18 IT MIGHT TEACH STEVE THE RESPONSIBILITY HE'LL NEED...
00:08:13 YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT TO THIS BODY BECAUSE YOU MARRIED IT.
00:09:10 I WAS AN OLYMPIC SKIER BEFORE THE C.I.A. SWITCHED MEIN BRAIN WITH EIN GOLDFISH.
00:10:06 HEY! MY PURSE! DON'T WORRY, YOUNG LADY!
00:11:24 THAT THE SUFFERING OF MAN IS BOTH NECESSARY AND USEFUL,
00:12:11 I DIDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM GETTING GIRLS.
00:12:59 THE JACK IN THE BOX MAN? HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! THAT'S SICK!
00:14:03 I WISH YOUR LOCKER WASN'T RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOYS' ROOM.
00:14:55 I'M RIDING THE BUFFALO!
00:15:49 OH. MMM-MMM. DANGEROUS. MMM.
00:16:53 I AM A RIVER TO MY PEOPLE, AND I HOPE YOU'RE ALL ENJOYING THE COMPUTER LAB...
00:17:50 OH, GOD. HE'S GAY. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE GAY CALL.
00:18:38 OH, OH. OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M FINE, HONEY. IT'S OKAY.
00:19:27 SHE THINKS I'M REPULSIVE, AND THE WORST PART OF IT IS, SHE'S RIGHT.
00:20:18 HEY, HOW'D THAT WIRETAP ON YOUR WIFE WORK OUT?
00:21:43 HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
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American Dad!, season 1, episode 1: Pilot.
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