America's Sweethearts

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00:05:01 "S'all right! S'all right!" Don't talk to me about genius.

00:08:30 Unless I get a script called I Schtupped Castro, I don't know.

00:12:05 Is this the one with the electrolytes? I only like that water.

00:16:27 She did, did she?

00:19:59 That's true. Are you sticking up for him again?

00:23:48 Of course. Does everyone hate me, Kiki?

00:28:48 Thank you.

00:34:25 -I fell into a cactus. -He fell into a cactus.

00:38:28 The beach grass grows towards the sun in this universe you're grateful for.

00:43:03 That was the low point. I'd found out about Hector and Gwen.

00:48:46 No. That's Gwen Harrison and Eddie Thomas dancing in the moonlight for real.

00:52:32 ...we leaned on each other for support.

00:55:42 Let's refresh your memory. Robert Mancuta?

00:59:23 Then you rammed me.

01:02:37 -I apologize for him, too. -Hector's here.

01:06:10 I tried to walk away, but the guy just kept pushing.

01:11:15 -Hector. -That doesn't matter.

01:14:42 For that matter, I'm an idiot, too!

01:19:10 ...they'll be busy finding where to build the gallows.

01:22:55 Everybody? Let's get started.

01:27:28 Hal! Hal! Hal, can I get like three minutes?

01:30:56 -You're wonderful. -I'll send it to you.

01:34:38 When did you make this decision?