Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention
2011 · 61 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 164 VOTES · DIR. Manny Rodriguez
Overview
The hilarious comedian familiar to audiences around the world from his many radio, television and movie appearances tackles his favorite related topics: the decline of civilization and the rise of pop culture. From declining home values to the swine flu, Alonzo Bodden's paying very funny attention to it.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,216 lines
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00:00:06 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Alonzo Bodden!
00:02:44 Um, we got an oil leak, and, uh, you got to fix it."
00:05:25 They went to the coast guard. Why?
00:07:46 Like, you just step in a glass booth...
00:10:31 Like... no disrespect, but Irish people, they're just like...
00:13:17 We were gonna build a fence. Remember the fence?
00:15:55 Let's go. We're repopulating.
00:18:35 We don't have any media.
00:21:07 By Wednesday, Oprah's just walking around,
00:23:41 I broke my wrist, right?
00:26:23 We're down to the point where they're all liars.
00:28:54 We did. The war's supposed to be over.
00:31:34 Dr. Phil had been banging Oprah for the last 10 years,
00:34:05 Sandra Bullock knew exactly who she married.
00:36:28 Bird flu.
00:39:01 but I'm still waiting for this whole Y2K thing to kick in.
00:41:36 You do not mess with the force of nature.
00:43:46 Make this shit happen.
00:46:25 They cut your ass with it, really.
00:48:56 He was like, "Hey, uh, how much for that lamp behind you?"
00:51:24 Something has gone horribly wrong.
00:54:01 "I've been checking out your wife for 15 years.
00:57:37 My most validating moment... My first validating moment...
01:00:13 tell all your friends about me, and then one day I will be famous.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,216
Dialogue density19.9 lines / min
First line00:00:06
Final line01:00:13
Production Record
DirectorManny Rodriguez
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes164
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