'Allo 'Allo! — S05E08 — The Arrival of the Homing Duck

00:00:27 You find me lying here like a derelict old bum

00:01:20 At least I fell out.

00:02:22 I have bad news.

00:03:09 as a bent old man?

00:04:07 the real paintings are hidden

00:04:56 We're working on it.

00:05:43 it has been temporarily suspendered...

00:06:51 Rene, I am so frightened.

00:07:45 at the chateau to discuss the plans

00:08:33 Ahhhhh!

00:09:29 I have never discovered.

00:10:56 "Since last I held you in my arms,

00:11:56 we could probably barbecue it over a candle.

00:13:15 and the most exciting.

00:14:36 The generals are coming from Berlin

00:15:28 of this meeting of the generals?

00:16:33 Mimi, your bosoms are like little rocks.

00:17:29 Rene, that idiot officer

00:18:22 Shut up.

00:19:19 We will have to give him some forgeries.

00:20:05 ruthless men.

00:20:58 They will be cock-a-da-hoop.

00:22:13 Men, pay attention.

00:23:18 Men after my own heart.