'Allo 'Allo! — S04E03 — Good Staff Are Hard to Find
1987 · 30 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 205 VOTES · DIR. David Croft, Martin Dennis
Overview
Since Maria's disappearance, the café needs another waitress, but René and Edith have somewhat different ideas about who should fill the position, but finally Michelle of the Resistance brings tiny Mimi from another cell to be René's bodyguard. In the meantime, General Von Klinkerhoffen gives the Colonel a new assistant - Italian liaison Captain Bertorelli.
Dialogue Timeline — 450 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:27 The more observant among you may note that
00:01:19 Monsieur LeClerc has assembled them outside.
00:02:16 and I am able to entertain the Germans.
00:03:26 Your area, Colonel,
00:04:30 the beautiful lady.
00:05:26 the special gift from Mussolini.
00:07:06 Oh, the best yet.
00:07:53 - Now look... - No more questions.
00:09:05 Oh god.
00:09:53 I have already prepared a bottle for the Gestapo.
00:11:03 This is normal.
00:11:47 Helga, may we be blessed
00:12:51 It is Cologne, for men.
00:13:41 How are you getting on with the paintings?
00:14:19 With the flying helmet and the wet celery.
00:15:02 No problem.
00:16:14 How are you going on, eh?
00:17:10 on which I would like your advice.
00:18:05 It is I, LeClerc.
00:19:09 and do not talk to the conquering heroes.
00:20:33 I will be breaking the plates when I do the washing up.
00:21:47 Colonel, my friend, we are both men of the world.
00:22:38 She is a fanatic.
00:23:35 Don't worry, he won't.
Cast & Characters
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
Rose Hill
Madame Fanny
Jack Haig
Roger Leclerc
Kenneth Connor
Monsieur Alfonse
Arthur Bostrom
Officer Crabtree
Richard Gibson
Herr Otto Flick
Hilary Minster
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen
John D. Collins
Flying Officer Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau
Flying Officer Carstairs
Sue Hodge
Mimi Labonq
Gavin Richards
Captain Alberto Bertorelli
John Louis Mansi
Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen
Aimée Delamain
Madame Sablon
Estelle Matthews
Mademoiselle Vendome
Patrick Edwards
Guard
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed450
Dialogue density15.0 lines / min
First line00:00:27
Final line00:23:35
Production Record
DirectorDavid Croft, Martin Dennis
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes205
Factoids
Episode
'Allo 'Allo!, season 4, episode 3: Good Staff Are Hard to Find.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2211/season/4/episode/3
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