'Allo 'Allo! — S02E02 — The Wooing of Widow Artois
1985 · 30 MIN · IMDB 8.0 · 124 VOTES · DIR. David Croft
Overview
René is caught in a dilemma when he must choose between the women he loves: his waitresses Yvette and Maria, and his wife Edith, who, as his widow, has all his money. Unfortunately, he cannot bring himself to woo Edith again, so Edith seeks the attention that she can get from other suitors in town.
Dialogue Timeline — 587 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:22 In me you see a worried man.
00:01:37 Well, I suppose it is worth it.
00:02:41 That is what I am doing now, dear Edith.
00:03:58 and we agreed to forget all about that.
00:05:01 It is all happening here.
00:06:17 We hid them while you were asleep.
00:07:31 Even in heaven,
00:09:00 This one...
00:10:09 Herr Flick...
00:11:11 What complications?
00:12:32 Ah, monsieur Rene.
00:13:47 Sit down and pay attention.
00:15:06 This sausage, containing the real painting,
00:16:10 But you cannot have me shot. I have not done anything...
00:17:13 Have our little foodstuffs
00:18:17 Tell him not to say a word.
00:19:58 I gave madame a lift on my tractor.
00:21:08 Get back to your dung heap
00:22:33 What fun.
00:23:46 Heil Hitler.
00:25:32 - to pick mushrooms for the restaurant. - Ah!
00:27:14 Sissy.
00:28:28 If you don't mind my asking,
00:29:57 Well, it's nothing to do with me.
Cast & Characters
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
Rose Hill
Madame Fanny
Jack Haig
Roger Leclerc
Kenneth Connor
Monsieur Alfonse
Arthur Bostrom
Officer Crabtree
Richard Gibson
Herr Otto Flick
Hilary Minster
General Erich von Klinkerhoffen
John D. Collins
Flying Officer Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau
Flying Officer Carstairs
Sam Kelly
Captain Hans Geering
Francesca Gonshaw
Maria Recamier
John Louis Mansi
Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen
Phoebe Scholfield
Henriette
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed587
Dialogue density19.6 lines / min
First line00:00:22
Final line00:29:57
Production Record
DirectorDavid Croft
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes124
Factoids
Episode
'Allo 'Allo!, season 2, episode 2: The Wooing of Widow Artois.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2211/season/2/episode/2
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