'Allo 'Allo! — S01E05 — The Funeral
1984 · 30 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · 225 VOTES · DIR. David Croft
Overview
René tries to go back to his normal life after his fake execution, posing as his twin brother, also named René, but the funeral arrangements are difficult when there is no body. Monsieur Leclerc is cheaper than the regular priest and the coffin is filled with anti-tank bombs.
Dialogue Timeline — 536 lines
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00:00:24 Yesterday was for me a very bad day.
00:01:31 One little thing is worrying me, colonel.
00:02:31 Thank you, dear colonel.
00:03:39 Now, Edith, you must marry again.
00:04:47 we are giving the Germans freebies.
00:05:48 artistic.
00:06:51 Yes, Herr Flick.
00:07:54 There is a very good picture of the fuhrer on page three.
00:08:51 Carstairs...
00:09:50 Toodle-oo.
00:11:04 But Rene does more behind the bar.
00:12:07 of the fallen Madonna with the big boobies.
00:13:09 In the larder. In the office. In the cellar.
00:14:23 Oak. Now, as you have chosen the oak,
00:15:31 How we shall miss
00:16:34 That would be unusual, I'm sure.
00:19:08 he was making a roly-poly pudding.
00:21:10 Don't open the door till I put the lid on.
00:22:05 Not you! These.
00:23:13 I would die before I did that, colonel.
00:24:24 They look very beautiful standing there
00:26:02 Rene,
00:27:28 Who has the key?
00:29:38 That was not so amusing.
Cast & Characters
Gorden Kaye
René Artois
Carmen Silvera
Edith Artois
Vicki Michelle
Yvette Carte-Blanche
Richard Marner
Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Kim Hartman
Private Helga Geerhart
Guy Siner
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Kirsten Cooke
Michelle Dubois
Rose Hill
Madame Fanny
Jack Haig
Roger Leclerc
Kenneth Connor
Monsieur Alfonse
Richard Gibson
Herr Otto Flick
John D. Collins
Flying Officer Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau
Flying Officer Carstairs
Sam Kelly
Captain Hans Geering
Francesca Gonshaw
Maria Recamier
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed536
Dialogue density17.9 lines / min
First line00:00:24
Final line00:29:38
Production Record
DirectorDavid Croft
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes225
Factoids
Episode
'Allo 'Allo!, season 1, episode 5: The Funeral.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/2211/season/1/episode/5
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