All American Zombie Drugs

00:00:00 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

00:04:19 >> NO. IS THAT TRUE, GIRLS? >> I'M ONLY 16.

00:08:40 >> BESIDES... [ CHUCKLES ] I THOUGHT YOU LIKE WHAT THEY DO

00:12:09 I OWN A BIG, SUCCESSFUL COMPUTER COMPANY! I LIVE IN A PENTHOUSE.

00:16:07 SO, WHAT GAME YOU PLAYING? >> THE NEW FOOTBALL -- IT'S REALLY AWESOME.

00:20:28 ♪ OBLIVIOUS TO SUSPICIOUS LOOKS FROM EVERYONE ♪ >> HE LOOKS PISSED.

00:25:32 GET AWAY! GET AWAY! AAH-AAH!

00:31:42 >> WE HAD THE SAME ENGLISH 101 CLASS. >> BUT THEY DIDN'T MEET THERE.

00:35:46 >> NOW WHAT? >> WELL, NOW WE MAKE A BUSINESS PLAN.

00:40:53 IT'S EASY TO DEVELOP A TOLERANCE. >> HOW DID YOU GET A DOCTOR TO

00:45:30 I JUST NEVER FELT LIKE WE REALLY CONNECTED. GAVE ME THIS HORRIBLE FEELING OF

00:50:35 IT SOUNDS FAIR. IT'S HER MONEY. >> FINE.

00:54:01 >> I'M -- I'M GOOD. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

00:58:11 >> ARE MY PUPILS DILATED? MY PUPILS ALWAYS DILATE WHEN I GET HIGH.

01:02:10 >> HUSH, SWEET BABY! YOU WON'T BE FAKING SHIT WHEN I GET DONE WITH YOU!

01:06:16 I MEAN, WE WERE HIGH, WEREN'T WE? >> NO.

01:09:17 >> AND WHAT DOES IT DO TO THE COWS? >> DIARRHEA.

01:12:45 >> WHAT? >> THIS SHIT IS LIKE A FUCKING STUDY AID, TOO.

01:17:20 >> I'M DONE. I'M OUT OF HERE. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

01:22:07 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING? >> TRYING TO BE SAD. [ LAUGHS ]

01:26:26 >> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OKAY. I SWEAR.

01:30:40 YOU'RE NOT A ZOMBIE. PLEASE! SPEAK TO ME!

01:34:04 COOL? >> ALL RIGHT. >> HEY, VINNY?

01:39:38 ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND HERE WE GO ♪ ♪ THE WORLD WILL NEVER FIND US