All American Zombie Drugs

2010 · 99 MIN · IMDB 3.3 · 258 VOTES · DIR. Alex Ballar

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Overview

Vinny and Sebastion, two burnouts, going nowhere in small town suburbia and still riding the high of their high-school days, start a business doing the only thing they have ever excelled at...drugs. With the help of a jealous girlfriend and a rich goth chick, Vinny and Sebastion take on the mob, angry, geeky, frat-boys, and zombies in the search of the perfect high.

Dialogue Timeline — 2,567 lines

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00:00:00 [ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
00:04:11 JEANINE, THE HOT-DOG QUEEN? >> NO. I'VE NEVER SEEN THESE GIRLS
00:08:20 THEY ONLY GROW ONCE A YEAR IN SOME SPECIAL COW SHIT! >> I'M SORRY, BABY.
00:11:54 >> ANYWAYS, WE GOT TO GO. IT'S GOOD SEEING YOU, MAN. YOU LOOK GOOD.
00:15:36 >> IT'S AN OVERALL RULE. TRANSLATION? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL ME, AND
00:19:09 DO YOU SEE A RUNNING TAB AROUND HERE? >> I GET PAID TODAY.
00:24:24 YOU'RE TRIPPING. OH! THIS ISN'T REAL.
00:29:47 >> [ CRYING ] >> WHY ARE YOU CRYING? >> [ Crying ] BECAUSE I THINK
00:34:33 >> FREE DRUGS. >> IT'S NOT FREE FOR ME UNTIL THERE'S A PROFIT.
00:38:55 LONG AS YOU KNOW I'M NOT INVITING YOU BACK TO HAVE SEX. >> WELL, I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE.
00:43:22 THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD. >> I KNEW SOMEONE WAS HERE. JUST WASN'T SURE WHO.
00:48:31 TO THE GREEN, BABY. AND, IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT MY FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS, YOU'LL
00:52:37 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD! [ BOTH LAUGH ] >> WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THERE
00:56:00 HER...POSSE? YEAH! >> HEY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.
01:00:12 >> HERE COMES ONE NOW. HI. HOW CAN WE HELP YOU?
01:04:07 BUT YOU DID THE DRUGS. >> YEAH, AND WE'RE NOT HIGH. >> NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
01:07:46 NIPPLES. >> YO, WHERE'S SEBASTIAN? >> SPIDER, NOW'S NOT A GOOD
01:10:35 SHOPPING? >> [ SIGHS ] >> [ INHALES ]
01:13:48 >> NO, YOU'RE THE MAN. >> I AM THE MAN! >> YOU ARE THE MAN!
01:17:59 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. DON'T YOU CARE? >> OF COURSE I DO.
01:23:17 >> BECAUSE I DON'T HIT WOMEN, EVEN IF THEY ARE ZOMBIES. >> COME ON.
01:26:51 >> HEY! HEY! GET OFF HIM! GET OFF! GET OFF!
01:30:56 BROTHER. THAT IS WHERE YOU WANTED TO GO, RIGHT?
01:34:47 WAIT UP. CAN I COME WITH YOU? >> I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed2,567
Dialogue density25.9 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line01:34:47

Production Record

DirectorAlex Ballar
LanguageEnglish
Budget$200,000
IMDb votes258