Alien Autopsy

00:00:25 (Woman) Hello, Qwerty Films?

00:04:16 Sleep around

00:07:55 -l told you on the phone, l can't help you. -You're my lawyer!

00:11:09 -No. -Wicked. Cheers.

00:16:18 The film showed the autopsy of an alien being.

00:20:28 -(Gunshot) -(Bird squawks)

00:23:57 -This body was an alien. lt was an alien. -(They laugh)

00:27:40 Last night the answer suddenly came to me.

00:31:09 We remoulded an old maternity mannequin we used to make for Mothercare.

00:34:29 (Gary) Nice leg of lamb, this.

00:37:42 -(Melik) lt's salt and white wine. -Put a pot plant on it.

00:42:19 Um...

00:46:09 (Tutting)

00:50:06 Yeah.

00:53:19 (Morgan) Was there a ClA file on them, then?

00:56:52 All of a sudden there's an extra print of a film that they had kept hidden for 50 years

01:01:15 ls this indeed a top-secret military autopsy

01:04:19 -(Phone) -No, l had to barricade myself in my flat.

01:07:16 You should, er...get yourself a drink.

01:10:22 -Yeah. -Yeah.

01:13:54 Look, if we want to get away with this, we're gonna have to wait till everything dies down.

01:18:06 What do l have to do?

01:22:37 l was pulled out of bed

01:26:33 was that the cameraman who'd sold it to Ray