Alice's Restaurant

00:00:14 Then it got to be one kid. Two kids, you're never...

00:03:19 - Not your father, not your grandmother. - I could get it.

00:07:20 - Got a search warrant? - Shut up. We'll ask the questions.

00:11:43 Like the old writer of old, a sin to me in my hell.

00:16:35 and this place, hitherto a holy place

00:20:46 Hi, Reenie.

00:24:49 We want those rooms real warm.

00:29:32 Movements...

00:35:05 I could do that.

00:41:04 Ladies and gentlemen, I thought you'd like to know we're awarding all trophies today

00:46:37 It's not that kind of Korea, it's...

00:50:54 to bring tears of ecstasy to this gourmet's eyes.

00:56:46 Well, you'll make it up for Thanksgiving, won't ya?

01:01:39 # How sweet the sound

01:05:49 Maybe he'll give us a medal for being so brave and honest.

01:09:05 and he took the toilet paper so we couldn't bend the bars

01:13:16 With all this garbage? Why can't we take it to the town dump?

01:19:02 And I started jumpin' up and down yellin' "Kill! Kill!"

01:22:31 cos you wanna know if I'm moral enough to join the army

01:26:58 - Where'd you get it?! - I'm off, remember?

01:32:38 and Shelly was buried before I ever made it back up there.

01:39:00 (# rock guitar)

01:45:03 Yeah! Get it up there! Yeah!

01:50:39 ENHOH