Ali G, Aiii

00:00:00 Comin' at ya like Cleopatra!

00:04:19 - $ Roof - $ Push it up, push it up!

00:08:36 lt wouldn't help you to drive a bus.

00:13:00 Why is you talkin' about this on camera?

00:17:40 You is in the Magic Circle. What is that?

00:22:19 You don't, really. lt's the way they say hello...

00:27:15 Even l used to be a kid.

00:31:46 - Me heard you got an HND. - Yeah.

00:36:01 - You're joking. - l am not joking.

00:40:18 So let's sort it out, right here, right now.

00:43:29 - You have big bollocks? - Yes, probably.

00:47:28 A little wild creature.

00:51:27 Absolutely, Ali.

00:55:52 $ l believe l can fly

01:00:02 - And this? - Jacuzzi.

01:04:08 l think you have to accept that the human world

01:07:58 What has it got to do with the youth in Asia?

01:11:37 and tryin' to make peace between them.

01:16:14 So, what about this? ls this well dang...

01:20:04 Bit like that.

01:23:30 ''Come to me, don't be a fool, come to me, God is cool.''

01:27:10 very attractive to Western men.

01:30:29 Yekshemesh.

01:34:54 $ Cos one day they were just like you