ALF Try to Remember

00:00:03 if anybody wants me

00:02:51 heh, heh, heh.

00:04:18 it can't be!

00:06:01 alf--

00:07:41 okay, okay! i'll ask for a divorce tonight.

00:09:36 now, isn't it obvious that you're not wayne schlegel?

00:11:12 how do you think i made the million dollar club?

00:12:50 in fact, i could set you up with a whole life--

00:14:32 so are my good gold cuff links.

00:16:15 l-o-o-ng.

00:18:17 to change my mind.

00:20:27 i know--

00:22:04 and of course, dissection.

00:24:13 i memorized it when alf moved in.

00:25:58 you have to tell the truth.

00:27:59 i've just lost a perfectly good marriage, thanks to you.

00:29:56 * someone from out of town who came to hang around *

00:33:31 thanks, mom.

00:35:14 shhhh! it's a glove.

00:37:06 that would help.

00:38:56 it's because we were afraid of losing you.

00:41:05 breast of cat--

00:43:09 maybe i do, maybe i don't eat cats!

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