Alf Tales — S01E12 — Alice in Wonderland
1988 · 21 MIN · IMDB 5.4
Overview
Series overview: ALF Tales is an animated American series that ran on the NBC television network on Saturdays from August 1988 to December 1989. The show was a spinoff from the series ALF: The Animated Series. The show had characters from that series play various characters from fairy tales. The fairy tale was usually altered for comedic effect in a manner relational to Fractured Fairy Tales. Each story typically spoofs a film genre, such as the "Cinderella" episode done as an Elvis movie. Some episodes featured a "fourth wall" effect where ALF is backstage preparing for the episode, and Rob Cowan would appear drawn as a TV executive to try to brief ALF on how to improve this episode. For instance Cowan once told ALF who was readying for a medieval themed episode that "less than 2% of our audience lives in the Dark Ages".
Dialogue Timeline — 298 lines
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00:00:31 Because I'm the star, that's why.
00:01:16 There's no story, no motivation,
00:01:48 I just hope that someday
00:02:32 See? She even bores herself.
00:04:39 Aw, it's just soda pop.
00:05:55 Oh, great. Crotchety chrysanthemums.
00:06:35 For my girlfriend's birthday.
00:07:45 Off with his snout!
00:08:51 This isn't a place, it's a living salad bar.
00:09:29 I saw the first act. Look, you don't wanna mess with the evil queen,
00:10:16 Just when I was starting to trust houseplants again.
00:11:48 And the money goes for a good cause.
00:13:02 Watch your mouth, pal.
00:13:32 Or Barry manilow.
00:14:03 There's just enough time for another round
00:15:06 Y-You don't understand.
00:15:41 Look, I'd love to stay, but I'm late for a very important date.
00:16:13 I-I believe b-blanche is playing the p-palace today.
00:17:23 Off with his snout! Off with his snout!
00:18:32 Off with your snout, too!
00:19:25 C-C-Can I sit down now?
00:20:18 Get back! Stop showering me with gifts!
00:20:53 So, what's it gonna be, Shumway?
00:21:53 Hah
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Factoids
Alf Tales, season 1, episode 12: Alice in Wonderland.
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