Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

00:01:28 Koyaanisqatsi.

00:05:04 Oh, hello, Lynn. Just reading about how ospreys died out in Britain

00:08:33 # Yeah, you gotta feel for me, baby # Feel for me, baby

00:11:53 Oh, we moved the other thing. Yeah, it's a good time.

00:15:30 Yeah. He heard it too.

00:18:41 I tell you what's even better -

00:22:45 I've never been in a police car before.

00:26:13 You want me to buy your police uniform off you?

00:29:48 What's the er... That thing?

00:32:54 You need to keep him away from me. Understand?

00:35:59 but if you can rearrange to make sense then you could win... bins...

00:39:36 That was beautiful.

00:43:30 Fellow DJ Alan Partridge

00:46:44 Oh, er... by the way, thanks for not taking the gun.

00:49:53 He thrashes about like a big salmon.

00:53:12 since "Fat Woman Falls Down Hole".

00:56:37 You've got your lowered seat pan, back pad, high-vis grab bar, panic cord, lady bin.

01:00:15 - Alan? Alan? - Oh...

01:04:55 Looked like you had a turkey's head between your legs.

01:08:40 First rule of business.

01:12:29 That'll be due to wacky blokes on a big yellow bus.

01:18:03 I trusted you, Alan. I thought we were friends.

01:21:26 Shit.

01:25:17 # It's number one all over heaven