Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa

00:01:28 Koyaanisqatsi.

00:05:13 Now I think there are almost 500 of them.

00:08:49 - Morning, Michael. - Morning, Mr Partridge.

00:12:12 Um... Kris Kristofferson.

00:15:58 Not like the others.

00:19:15 Lynn, get rid of her. She's a drunk racist.

00:23:36 Make no mistake, this lady is in charge.

00:27:07 Does erm... Yes, please.

00:30:46 Just use a high-velocity round that passes through his body

00:33:55 OK. Pat may have... may have gone mad.

00:37:32 with my rendition of Summer Of '69 by Bryan Adams.

00:41:11 I used to dream about growing old with someone I love.

00:45:14 - The gun, Alan. - I was looking at my clothes before.

00:48:41 I was just saying I've heard of a square meal.

00:51:50 We just had to dispose of a box around the corner in a controlled manner.

00:55:10 Wow.

00:59:17 To get back on track, erm...

01:03:44 You can talk, prattling away on every news bulletin.

01:07:50 - What are you doing? - I'm just seeing how you'll look

01:11:36 If you think you can take real DJs and turn them into radio robots

01:15:53 Dear God, let them be firm!

01:21:00 Would you do it for me?

01:24:49 She asks, "Prison time is often referred to as porridge

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