Adopted
2009 · 80 MIN · IMDB 4.3 · 463 VOTES · DIR. Pauly Shore
Overview
For hundreds of years, Africa has existed in a state of despair. Famine, civil wars and rampant disease have left the continent without hope, but for the efforts of Western do-gooders. At first, they arrived with food, bibles and the magic of penicillin; more recently they have hosted rock concerts and sent plane loads of grain. And in the last decade of the 20th century they arrived and took babies home with them. First there was Angelina, then Madonna, and now...Pauly Shore! The film builds its comedy foundation on the international interest in Celebrity Adoptions, and the debate that surrounds these transactions on both sides of the Atlantic. Sometimes politically incorrect and never scared to tread on manicured toes.
Dialogue Timeline — 2,083 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:07 PAULY SHORE: My name's Pauly Shore
00:04:11 I mean, it's best to go through the right channels.
00:07:20 Oprah's from Chicago.
00:10:32 MAN 2: Get that. Enjoy it.
00:14:34 VAL: No.
00:17:28 Okay, I will, in any case, I will hear from you
00:21:12 WOMAN: Let go with both hands.
00:24:58 Wow. It's beautiful.
00:28:19 That's a good question.
00:31:54 So, you'll pack your bags?
00:35:16 I'm looking to adopt an African boy.
00:39:28 Enjoy your stay on top of the mountain.
00:42:30 So you saw him?
00:45:31 He has everything. PAULY: Oh, my God.
00:48:49 No! You can't adopt children.
00:52:03 Okay, Pauly. Thank you. PAULY: Here we go.
00:55:59 Stay. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:59:26 You've gotten girls pregnant in here?
01:02:40 And I hear that Pauly Shore wants to adopt a baby, man.
01:06:21 Was it going to Odwa, Summila
01:09:43 I hope your teeth never grow back, you son of a bitch.
01:13:15 So, what's your name? Dawn-Mari.
01:18:17 ¶
01:22:11 I'm going to have your own room.