Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective

00:26:24 Missing panda cub. Answers to Ting Tang.

00:28:45 Excuse me.

00:31:30 Fascinating, Captain. These measurements clearly indicate prints made by three different organisms

00:34:10 That's not normal.

00:36:24 Unfortunately, he's quite insane.

00:38:51 - Are those from my mom's garden? - Nah.

00:42:16 Ohhh! Argh!

00:44:56 (# "Anthem"by Zebrahead)

00:48:01 Drop it. (gruntss) OK, I'm good, I'm good.

00:50:36 - He carries around a dead dog, Ace. - It's not dead, it's just sleeping.

00:53:02 What about the animals?

00:57:00 Are y ou crazy? I'm not going near him! He looks rabid.

00:59:17 Thanks for coming. Tabby say s, "Have a meow-tastic day!"

01:01:14 And?

01:03:51 I get it! Young supporters of the cause, y es!

01:05:57 I think I just busted this case wide open.

01:07:57 - Give him a big hand. - (applause)

01:10:35 All right, Laura and I are going inside.

01:12:53 may I directy our attention to the sky!

01:16:16 If Scooby-Doo has taught me any thing, it's that one of these books will activate a secret door.

01:19:13 I play golf with y our director. Join us for dinner next time he's in Florida, Agent...?

01:21:48 Possum!

01:25:08 (girl) Mr. Chompers! You stole our pets?

01:27:30 Who had the hamster? And the snake, and the turtle...