According to Jim — S08E17 — Diamonds Are a Ghoul's Best Friend

00:00:01 KYLE, WHAT THE CRAP?

00:00:42 OH. OH. OH, OKAY. OKAY, HERE.

00:01:45 IT FEELS LIKE PLANE TICKETS... MM.

00:02:48 WELL, I GOT THE SCISSORS AND SOME DUCT TAPE.

00:03:34 I-I-I-I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR THESE STUPID GIFTS. OH, JIM.

00:04:25 JIM, COME ON, IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN,

00:05:27 YES, YOU DO THAT, HONEY. OH, THANKS, RUB.

00:06:19 "FOR EMILY ROSE, MY FOREVER LOVE."

00:07:06 THIS... THIS... THIS NECKLACE IS STOLEN?

00:07:55 NONE OF THIS CAN BE TRACED TO US.

00:08:56 WHO ARE YOU?

00:09:47 BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK ME TO TAKE OFF.

00:10:57 I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK. OH.

00:11:50 FROM AN OLD WOMAN, DID YOU? NAH, IT'S NOT REALLY HER STYLE.

00:12:59 THIS IS IN OUR MINDS, MAN. YOU'RE RIGHT.

00:13:59 "BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC?

00:14:57 ALL RIGHT, BRING THAT ASS ON THE DANCE FLOOR. MM!

00:15:58 WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT,

00:16:46 WAIT, THESE STONES ARE FAKE? FOR YOUR WIFE?

00:17:33 A FREE HUG, A LITTLE CUDDLING

00:18:27 YOUR BATH IS READY.

00:19:24 NUDIE PEN?

00:20:17 AT THE RESTAURANT AND THE GHOST STORY...

00:21:18 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY. THANK YOU, BABY.