According to Jim — S08E09 — Kyle's Crush

00:00:02 YOU DON'T HAVE TO RING TWICE, MANDY.

00:01:05 KYLE, WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THE STARING BEFORE.

00:01:48 YOU MUST BE SITTING ON THAT BENCH AGAIN!

00:02:32 OH, I-I KNOW WHO IT IS.

00:03:40 IT'S JUST THE FURNACE KICKING IN.

00:04:17 IT IS FORBIDDEN. YOU NEED HIS PERMISSION?

00:05:04 SHE SAID, "NO."

00:06:07 YOU'RE MY WORLD.

00:07:10 A BOYFRIEND? NO, I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

00:08:17 I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT.

00:09:06 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

00:09:49 45 ISN'T MIDDLE-AGED.

00:10:35 WELL, LOOK, I AM NOT GONNA TURN DOWN THE ONE MAN

00:11:33 YOU MUST BE REALLY JEALOUS OF ME.

00:12:23 IF I SET A TINY LITTLE MUNCHKIN STRAIGHT?

00:13:09 WELL, I DON'T WANT HIM TO GET HURT EITHER.

00:14:15 MAGNESIUM MAN GOT HIS HEART BATTERY STOLEN BY A BAD GUY.

00:15:24 JUST SETTLE DOWN.

00:16:19 YOU'VE GOT A LOT MORE TO LEARN ABOUT WOMEN THAN I THOUGHT.

00:17:19 MAYBE THEY JUST LIKE BASKETS. IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

00:18:05 THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA.

00:18:59 I DON'T WANT TO HURT HER FEELINGS. OF COURSE NOT.

00:20:13 AND I REALLY HOPE YOU'LL TAKE ME BACK.

00:21:16 SOUNDS LIKE A GUY WHO'S AFRAID OF A LITTLE COMPETITION.