According to Jim — S08E05 — Two For The Money

00:00:00 COME ON, GORDON.

00:01:07 OKAY, WHO KNOWS ANY BARRY WHITE?

00:02:11 I MEAN, PROBABLY ONLY TWO OF YOU WILL MAKE IT.

00:03:00 YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT. I'M GOING JEWISH.

00:03:48 OH! I SPLIT A GUT WHEN PRESIDENT BABY

00:04:35 WE'RE STICKING WITH BABY JESUS.

00:05:30 WELL, HAVE YOU HEARD THEY'RE SHOOTING "PRESIDENT BABY 2"

00:06:14 WHAT? IT'S NOT WORK. IT'S ACTING.

00:07:10 POSTPARTUM STILL.

00:08:09 SO THEY DON'T GET RED-SPOTTED FEVER.

00:09:05 AND ACTION!

00:10:02 IF YOU DON'T KNOCK IT OFF, YOU'RE WALKING HOME.

00:10:58 OH. HANG ON A SECOND. THIS SHOT'S NOT GONNA MATCH.

00:11:51 BUT MR. SECRETARY, I...

00:12:50 WELL, WHAT KIND OF TONE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TAKE?

00:13:47 OH!

00:14:45 I MEAN, THE CéZANNE EXHIBIT... IT'S THE NEW ONE NOW.

00:15:46 AND... AND AN ANTEATER LICKED HIM... MM-HMM.

00:16:37 OR HEY... HOW ABOUT HIS IDEA?

00:17:25 A FRESH $1,200 START.

00:18:23 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

00:19:13 HE... HE'D EAT ALL HIS SUGAR-FREE CANDY

00:20:01 AND WHAT'S THIS?

00:21:07 OH, A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.