According to Jim — S07E14 — The Chaperone

00:00:02 WELL, TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YOU, SIR.

00:00:46 YEAH.

00:01:40 ANOTHER HOUR OR SO, AND I CAN GET HER OUT THE DOOR

00:02:41 SO, EMILY...

00:03:46 SPIT IT OUT!

00:04:34 HEY, MOM, MOM, GUESS WHAT? RUBY AND GRACIE LISTEN TO THE GLITTER POPS, TOO.

00:05:19 YOU... I-I DON'T THINK EMILY REALLY WANTS YOU TO DO S...

00:06:06 SO ALL THE POTS AND PANS ARE IN THERE.

00:07:03 THAT'S PART OF THE PROBLEM.

00:08:03 HOW I AM?

00:08:43 WHERE? I CAN'T HAVE EMILY'S KIDS COME HOME

00:09:25 AND WE'RE PICKING THEM UP AT 7:00. SWEET!

00:10:08 DAD, WE'RE ALL HERE,

00:10:49 ALL RIGHT, YOU SEE THAT CONCESSION STAND OVER THERE

00:12:11 WHAT IF YOU DON'T WIN? WHAT IF YOUR SPEECH IS BAD?

00:12:56 YOU ARE A LIAR, A THUG AND A DRUNK.

00:13:36 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

00:14:38 OR DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO EMILY,

00:15:30 BUT IT'S OUR FAVORITE SONG TO PLAY LIVE,

00:17:40 I LOVE YOU, CHICAGO!

00:18:33 AND YOU'RE GOOD DANCERS. YEAH, I-I JUST CAME BACK BY

00:19:17 I LOST YOUR KIDS BRIEFLY AT THE CONCERT.

00:20:01 I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING JIM JUST SAID.

00:21:05 WELL, WE HAVEN'T HAD DINNER YET.