According to Jim — S07E12 — The Gift Certificate
2008 · 22 MIN · IMDB 5.9 · DIR. Larry Joe Campbell
Overview
Realizing that Andy didn't use the gift certificate that Jim gave him for his birthday, Jim decides to use the certificate to treat himself with a nice meal, but soon Jim finds himself in an uncomfortable situation when Andy remembers the certificate and decides to invite Jim to join him for a meal.
Dialogue Timeline — 416 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 YES.
00:00:50 "NO SANDWICH. JUST APPLE. APPROACHING APE CRAP."
00:01:49 ISN'T THIS A LEAP YEAR?
00:02:41 A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO SIR STEVEN B's STEAKHOUSE.
00:03:29 IT EXPIRES TOMORROW!
00:04:30 BUT WHEN I GIVE SOMEONE A GIFT, I HAVE NO EXPECTATIONS.
00:05:17 THURSDAYS I TEACH WATER AEROBICS AT THE SENIOR CENTER.
00:06:10 KYLE... THE TV's NOT ON.
00:07:15 I KNOW YOU DO.
00:08:13 NO.
00:09:34 I HEAR HIM BARKING.
00:10:28 YOU GAVE ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
00:11:26 YEAH, DADDY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
00:12:35 LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN FOR YOU.
00:13:18 AND GIVE ME THAT LOOK
00:14:13 THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE WAS WORTH THE $200,
00:15:01 HOW WOULD YOU BE SERVING THAT HORSE TONIGHT?
00:15:53 I UNDERSTAND IT'S FREE.
00:16:54 OHH, OH, I'M SO STUFFED.
00:17:48 AND THEN I TRIED TO DO THE RIGHT THING,
00:18:33 FLASHLIGHT,
00:19:29 I GOT HIM A MOOSE THAT POOPS CANDY,
00:20:33 AHH.
00:21:28 YOU WANT A PIECE, HONEY? CAN'T HAVE IT.
Cast & Characters
Jim Belushi
Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Cheryl
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Dana
Larry Joe Campbell
Andy
Taylor Atelian
Ruby
Billi Bruno
Gracie
Conner Rayburn
Kyle
Jim Ward
Radio Announcer
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed416
Dialogue density18.9 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line00:21:28
Production Record
DirectorLarry Joe Campbell
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
According to Jim, season 7, episode 12: The Gift Certificate.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/7/episode/12
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