According to Jim — S07E01 — Jim Almighty

00:00:01 OH, HO-HO-HO! THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, JIM.

00:01:16 NO, JUST KIDDING. WHAT?

00:02:11 WOULD YOU GRAB THE CANDLESTICKS OUT OF THE PANTRY?

00:02:57 OH, RIGHT. GREAT GAME. UH-HUH.

00:03:45 THAT WOULD APPRECIATE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

00:04:41 YES. I ALWAYS HAVE WANTED TO MEET YOU.

00:05:42 I HEREBY GRANT YOU MY POWERS TO CHANGE ALL OF WOMANKIND,

00:06:57 I MEAN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED?

00:07:43 WHAT'S UP, LOSERS?

00:08:46 WHEW.

00:09:41 BUT I THINK I JUST SET A NEW RECORD.

00:10:36 JIM, GUESS WHAT?

00:11:29 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT...

00:12:18 AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO IT ALL BY MYSELF,

00:13:08 COME ON. SOMETHING'S WRONG.

00:14:01 WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT YOU MADE CHICKEN.

00:15:05 AND SHE HATES ME.

00:16:00 I MEAN, THEY LIKE FOREPLAY, WE LIKE PLAY.

00:17:00 YEAH. SO TO MAKE THINGS SQUARE,

00:17:50 HEY, UH, COME WITH ME. I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY HUSBAND.

00:18:44 OH, THANK YOU, JIM.

00:19:31 YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I NEEDED A SERMON, I'D GO TO CHURCH.

00:20:31 NO, NO, NO, HONEY. NO.

00:21:26 ONE MIRACLE AT A TIME.