According to Jim — S06E01 — The Punch
2007 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 113 VOTES · DIR. James Widdoes
Overview
Jim realizes that Cheryl has been spoiling their son Kyle for way too long, so he decides to make him a man by teaching him how to throw a perfect punch in self defense. However, things get out of control when little Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the school bully.
Dialogue Timeline — 420 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:01 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK. IT'S DEFINITELY GONNA WORK.
00:01:06 SO I'M NOT INVISIBLE?
00:01:55 WHAT? HE... HE JUST WENT FROM A MOUSE TO A KITTY
00:02:44 UNHAND THAT BOY. WHAT?!
00:03:27 THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING HIM.
00:04:12 I INVOKE!
00:04:57 BUT RIGHT NOW WE'RE UNDER THE SPECIAL POWERS ACT.
00:05:53 THAT WIFE OF YOURS, JIM, IS A SAINT.
00:06:50 KYLE! DID I JUST SEE YOU PUNCH MIKE?
00:07:49 EARL GREY'S BEER, RIGHT? 'CAUSE I'M ALL DUDE.
00:09:05 WHAT?
00:09:54 I'M NOT GONNA RAISE MY BOY TO BE A SNITCH.
00:10:51 YOU SEE, SON, IT'S LIKE THIS... A MAN HAS GOTTA BE BRAVE.
00:11:42 THE OLD CURTAINS FROM THE GIRLS' ROOM, AND THAT BOX IS PERFECT.
00:12:39 LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
00:13:31 WELL, IN THE OLD DAYS, UNCLE ANDY USED TO
00:14:25 WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
00:15:31 TO COME CLEAN WITH THE PRINCIPAL,
00:16:29 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL THE PRINCIPAL I HIT YOU FIRST?
00:17:48 MIKE MURPHY CONFESSED.
00:18:39 NO, I'M NOT HAPPY.
00:19:30 BUT, JIM, HE'S NOT A MAN. HE'S A BABY.
00:20:22 I MEAN, I CAN SOMETIMES... KINDA...
00:21:20 I GOT SOME CORN IN THERE FOR YA.
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed420
Dialogue density18.3 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:20
Production Record
DirectorJames Widdoes
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes113
Factoids
Episode
According to Jim, season 6, episode 1: The Punch.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/6/episode/1
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