According to Jim — S05E22 — Belaboring the Point

00:00:07 OH, LOOK, JIM. THEY'RE PLAYING THAT STUPID VIDEO GAME AGAIN.

00:01:23 AND THIS BABY. OOH, LOOK AT THAT.

00:02:13 I'M PROUD OF YOU!

00:02:58 BECAUSE I HATE HER SO MUCH, BUT YOU TURNED OUT TO BE OKAY.

00:03:52 "WE'RE" NOT PREGNANT.

00:04:36 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, DANA'S A PRETTY SENSIBLE GIRL.

00:05:34 BUT WHAT'S THE COMEBACK TO "I GOT A LIFE INSIDE OF ME"?

00:06:42 I'VE MADE YOU GO UP AND DOWN ALL THOSE STAIRS.

00:07:47 WHO ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO? THAT NURSE

00:08:52 THERE'S GUMMY BEARS IN THE DRAWER IF YOU WANT THEM.

00:09:47 WAIT A MINUTE.

00:10:34 LABOR. YES!

00:11:17 I GET IT, I GET IT, I GET IT. OKAY.

00:12:12 I NEED YOU TO CHANGE THE SMELL IN HERE.

00:13:25 I THOUGHT FOR SURE SHE'D BE HERE THIS TIME.

00:14:23 I'M ACTING LIKE A CHICK. HEY.

00:15:19 YOU'RE HAVING A 3-BEAN SALAD.

00:16:17 WELL, THEN, CAN WE PLAY "WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND"?

00:17:00 I-I DON'T KNOW, FELLAS.

00:17:53 WELL, NOTHING, JIM. IT'S JUST... YOU'RE BUYING ALL THESE CLOTHES

00:18:47 I'M IN LABOR!

00:19:39 HERE WE ARE.

00:20:24 AND I ALSO FOUND OUT

00:21:25 FATTEN UP, LITTLE PRETTY. OH.