According to Jim — S05E19 — Daddy Dearest

00:00:01 SO HOW WAS KARATE CLASS? YOU BREAK ANY BOARDS?

00:00:37 EASY.

00:01:26 LOOK, ONE TIME, MY DAD WAS THREE HOURS LATE,

00:02:05 I'M GONNA WRITE DOWN ALL MY INFORMATION,

00:02:58 THERE WAS A BIG ACCIDENT ON THE EISENHOWER.

00:03:37 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

00:04:29 I'LL WATCH TV UNTIL THEY GET THE HINT AND LEAVE.

00:05:08 I REALLY WANT TO PUT IT TO YOUR STEPMOM.

00:06:00 TRY 35 YEARS, BILLY-BILLY-BO-BILLY... OOH!

00:07:23 THAT IS JUST AMAZING.

00:08:13 YOU KIDDIN'? I'M IN MY WHEELHOUSE.

00:09:04 YOU COULD GIVE IT TO RUBY OR GRACIE.

00:09:50 OH, THAT'S LOCKED AND LOADED. I GAVE HER KEYS TO MY HOUSE.

00:10:38 I CAN'T HELP THINKING ABOUT THE POOR PEOPLE

00:11:35 OKAY, JIMMY, TAKE YOUR PICK.

00:12:27 YEAH, "JUSTIN'S DAD'S DIFFERENT."

00:13:06 I HAVE, REALLY, JIMMY!

00:13:54 JUSTIN, UM...

00:15:36 THAT MAROON EL CAMINO OF HIS...

00:16:43 YEAH.

00:17:53 DANA TOOK THEM TO GET HOT DOGS AND THEN TO THE BOUNCY HOUSE.

00:18:56 YEAH.

00:20:06 I GUESS THAT'S ALL I'M GONNA GET FROM YOU. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

00:21:10 I THREW UP IN A PERFECT CIRCLE.