According to Jim — S05E16 — Get Your Freak On

00:00:01 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, COME ON.

00:00:38 COME ON, LET'S GO. TO SCHOOL, NOW.

00:01:50 I'M JUST SAYING I REMEMBER YOU.

00:02:40 ARE YOU AND ANDY GETTING SERIOUS?

00:03:33 BUT WITH BERNICE, IT'S JUST SEX.

00:04:32 THAT EXPLAINS IT.

00:05:19 AREN'T IN BETTER MOODS.

00:06:15 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? I THINK YOU'VE GOT THE OLD MAID.

00:07:10 TO GO TO SAUDI ARABIA AND BACK.

00:07:55 OUR SEX IS AS HOT NOW AS IT WAS THE FIRST TIME WE DID IT.

00:08:36 HONEST TO GOD, I MEAN, NO COMPLAINTS,

00:09:38 THEY'RE JUST AN EXCUSE FOR BERNICE TO SELL SEX STUFF.

00:10:26 SHE'S GONNA WHIP OUT TONIGHT FOR ME.

00:11:38 HEY, THERE, LITTLE MISSY.

00:12:58 COME ON.

00:14:25 "GARDEN OF EDEN ENTERPRISES... $119.95."

00:15:26 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

00:16:32 SPIT!

00:17:17 OH, HONEY, NO, NO.

00:17:59 OH, JEEZ...

00:18:53 NO, YOU TURN IT OFF.

00:19:31 AND THEY WERE BUYING ALL THESE TOYS... YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HOW MUCH DID YOU HAVE TO DRINK?

00:20:16 OTHER PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE HAVING?

00:21:04 WHAT DO WE DO? SELL THE HOUSE.