According to Jim — S05E12 — Sex Ed Fred

00:00:01 YES, I AM. NO, YOU'RE NOT.

00:01:06 AND GRAB THE LEFTOVER PIZZA.

00:02:07 LAST WEEK, JIM TOLD THEM "KNOCKING BOOTS"

00:02:50 NO, GIRLS, THAT'S NOT WHAT "KNOCKING UP" MEANS!

00:03:56 CHERYL.

00:04:37 ILLINOIS WITH THE SILENT "S."

00:05:25 I THINK RUBY SHOULD LEARN, YOU KNOW,

00:06:22 OKAY, HERE'S WHAT I DON'T GET.

00:07:14 WHAT'S HAPPENING, BEN?

00:08:04 HELLO. THIS IS CINDY.

00:09:04 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S STASH THIS STUFF IN MY TRUNK.

00:09:59 HONEY, LOOK...

00:11:10 SHE USED TO MAKE ME STEAL DOGS AND RETURN THEM FOR THE REWARD.

00:12:02 JIM, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT.

00:12:57 THAT'S WHY YOUR VOICE IS CRACKING

00:13:44 OF HIS TESTICLES AND PENIS.

00:14:33 I DO IT FOR MY FRIENDS' ONLINE DATING PHOTOS

00:15:37 BECOMING THIS MENSTRUATING...

00:16:33 THIS IS NOT EDUCATIONAL! THIS IS A PORNO!

00:17:13 PRETZELS, BEERS AND WINGS!

00:18:01 CHERYL, HOW ABOUT INSTEAD OF HAVING THAT TALK,

00:18:58 I KNOW, HONEY. SHE DID GROW UP FAST.

00:20:03 AND ESPECIALLY WITH A SEX TALK LIKE THIS,

00:21:18 WILL YOU NOT TALK TO RUBY FOR A YEAR OR SO?