According to Jim — S05E11 — The Gift of the Maggie
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · DIR. Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Overview
When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection
Dialogue Timeline — 464 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:16 ANDY, WHAT THE... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
00:01:33 LOOK, I CAN'T PUT MY MIKE DITKA BUBBLEHEAD UP THERE,
00:02:22 AND SAID HE WANTED TO DO IT. I'M GONNA MISS MY ANNUAL TRIP
00:03:16 I'M THE KING. I CAN HAVE TWO THRONES.
00:04:08 HOLD ON ONE SECOND THERE, JIM.
00:04:55 WE DO, WE DO! YAY!
00:05:56 YOU NOW HAVE A TITLE.
00:06:40 WHAT? THE REINDEER GAMES.
00:07:31 RYAN'S A MEMBER AT OAKCREST COUNTRY CLUB.
00:08:32 AND SHE'S NOT COMIN' BACK.
00:09:22 BAM! BAM!
00:10:54 OH!
00:11:50 WELL, UM...
00:12:40 HEY, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY, HEY, PEOPLE, PEOPLE.
00:13:37 OKAY, IT'S REALLY STRONG EGGNOG TIME.
00:14:18 WHAT?
00:15:11 IS THAT PREGNANT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
00:16:09 WELL, MAYBE YOU WOULD FEEL BETTER
00:16:59 WHY? BECAUSE IT IS GO TIME.
00:17:50 AH, YES. WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? IT'S MY FIRST AID KIT.
00:18:43 THAT CHERYL AND I HAVE HAD YOU FOR THE LAST 15 YEARS,
00:19:40 WOW, JIM, I-I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
00:20:39 OKAY. LOVE YOU, TOO.
00:21:22 HOW 'BOUT AN EASTER EGG HUNT IN THE BACK...
Cast & Characters
Jim Belushi
Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Cheryl
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Dana
Larry Joe Campbell
Andy
Taylor Atelian
Ruby
Billi Bruno
Gracie
Conner Rayburn
Kyle
Kathleen Noone
Maggie
Mitch Rouse
Ryan Gibson
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed464
Dialogue density20.2 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line00:21:22
Production Record
DirectorLeonard R. Garner, Jr.
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
According to Jim, season 5, episode 11: The Gift of the Maggie.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/5/episode/11
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