According to Jim — S05E07 — The Chick Whisperer

00:00:02 SO, BERNICE, UH...

00:01:05 I AM SO SORRY.

00:02:06 JIM... CONNIE IS NOT A LOSER.

00:03:00 MY FRIENDS CALL ME "THE MATCHMAKER."

00:03:51 YOU WANNA FIND A WOMAN OF QUALITY OR NOT?

00:04:41 WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE. YOU WANT ME TO HELP YA,

00:05:36 HEAVEN MUST BE MISSING AN ANGEL TONIGHT

00:06:35 ANDY, ANDY, "ARTIST" IS CODE. SHE THINKS YOU'RE GAY.

00:07:58 HEY.

00:08:42 LABELED "PIECES OF ANDY."

00:09:30 WELL, I HAD A SWEET TOOTH,

00:10:24 NOW YOUR CHEST WILL BE ON MINE ALL DAY.

00:11:40 OKAY. YOUNG ANDREW NEEDS SOME ADVICE.

00:12:43 LAUNDRY? JIM!

00:13:35 OKAY. GOOD, GOOD.

00:14:25 BUT THOSE WEREN'T MY WORDS. THEY WERE HIS.

00:15:09 COME ON. THE IMPORTANT THING IS YOU GOT RID OF HER.

00:16:08 BUT, YOU KNOW, THOSE KIDS WILL WORK IT OUT.

00:17:06 SET MY BROTHER UP WITH A PSYCHO,

00:17:54 I'LL COME UP WITH SOMETHIN'. OKAY.

00:18:41 MM-HMM.

00:19:33 AHEM.

00:20:21 NOW, NUMBER 11, HAVE YOU HAD RED MEAT IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS?

00:21:26 NO SURPRISE THERE.