According to Jim — S05E06 — Anec-Dont's
2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.0 · DIR. Leonard R. Garner, Jr.
Overview
Cheryl, upset that Jim thinks her daily anecdotes are boring, steals Dana's story about meeting Oprah. Jim, now determined to out-do Cheryl, makes up a story about his construction office catching fire. But when Cheryl take the kids to see the damage, Jim and Andy, who are scrambling to make it look authentic, end up setting a real fire.
Dialogue Timeline — 455 lines
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00:00:01 "ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN, BOY DETECTIVE,
00:01:08 OKAY. WHO'S GOT MY SPECULUM?
00:01:58 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
00:02:48 AND PAY ATTENTION TO IT.
00:03:30 THE BORING APPLES THAT YOUR BORING WIFE
00:04:21 I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT, CHERYL.
00:05:35 LOOK, I JUST SAVED A LIFE.
00:06:25 I KNOW.
00:07:14 HEY, HEY, HEY, OH, OH!
00:08:11 YEAH, AND THEN WE TALKED, YOU KNOW, FOR LIKE AN HOUR.
00:09:17 UH, YEAH.
00:10:20 SHE DID A WHOLE SHOW ON JEANS FOR EVERY FIGURE.
00:11:10 ALL RIGHT.
00:12:14 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
00:13:02 YES! THERE WERE FLAMES JUST BURNING
00:13:59 I GUESS NOT.
00:15:01 AND SHOW THE KIDS THE FIRE DAMAGE.
00:15:54 SO HYPNOTIZING.
00:16:41 ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. OW!
00:17:43 TWO DAYS IN A ROW?
00:18:37 A REASONABLY SKILLED, NON-UNION CONSTRUCTION CREW.
00:19:26 WELL, WELL, WELL!
00:20:19 WE'RE BOTH CRAZY.
00:21:22 I'M A SHOWMAN.
Cast & Characters
Jim Belushi
Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Cheryl
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Dana
Larry Joe Campbell
Andy
Taylor Atelian
Ruby
Billi Bruno
Gracie
Conner Rayburn
Kyle
Mitch Rouse
Ryan Gibson
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed455
Dialogue density19.8 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:22
Production Record
DirectorLeonard R. Garner, Jr.
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
According to Jim, season 5, episode 6: Anec-Dont's.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/5/episode/6
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