According to Jim — S05E03 — The Tale of the Tape (2)

2005 · 23 MIN · IMDB 6.5 · 125 VOTES · DIR. Jim Belushi

According to Jim — S05E03 — The Tale of the Tape (2) poster

Overview

Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend.

Dialogue Timeline — 414 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:01 PREVIOUSLY ON "ACCORDING TO JIM"...
00:00:35 THAT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHAD.
00:01:38 THEY MAKE FACES, AND THEY'RE CLEAN.
00:02:31 HOW IS IT THAT YOU AND JIM DON'T GET ALONG?
00:03:30 WE SHALL.
00:04:25 I SHOULD SAY THIS MORE OFTEN, BUT...
00:05:32 I LOVE YOU, CHERYL.
00:06:36 AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS TAPE IS A LIE?
00:07:26 DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF?
00:08:28 HOW ABOUT "I'M WITH YOU"?
00:09:23 WHAT DID FLASHDANCE DO?
00:10:17 I WAS HOPING I'D NEVER HAVE TO TELL YOU,
00:11:16 FEENEY.
00:11:58 YOU DESERVED TO KNOW THE WHOLE STORY.
00:12:43 HANGING AROUND YOU THE REST OF OUR LIVES.
00:13:43 I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BREAK UP WITH YOU,
00:14:35 AND I DID.
00:15:35 YOUR FEELINGS GET HURT,
00:16:35 THEM AND THE DOLPHINS.
00:17:33 IS IT REALLY A LIE, OR...
00:18:30 I WANT TO. IF I COULD, I WOULD, HONEY,
00:19:25 I DON'T REMEMBER ANY PURPLE SWEATER.
00:20:21 WELL, AREN'T WE GOIN' OUT?
00:21:27 NO? NO.`

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed414
Dialogue density18.0 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:21:27

Production Record

DirectorJim Belushi
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes125

Factoids

Episode

According to Jim, season 5, episode 3: The Tale of the Tape (2).

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/5/episode/3
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