According to Jim — S05E02 — The Tale of the Tape (1)
2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 127 VOTES · DIR. Jim Belushi
Overview
Jim worries that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase when his new brother-in-law, Ryan, showers Dana with flowers and gifts. But then Jim learns that a special blues tape Cheryl supposedly made for him when they were dating, and that made him fall in love with her, was actually made for her by an old boyfriend
Dialogue Timeline — 394 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:00 HOW MUCH LONGER, DADDY?
00:00:47 ARE YOU SURE?
00:01:43 THE FIRST RULE AS A MALE GUEST IN MY HOUSE
00:02:31 I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.
00:03:19 BECAUSE YOU WERE LOOKING AT A FEMALE JOGGER?
00:04:08 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU AND YOUR WIFE.
00:04:47 YEAH, 118 OF 'EM.
00:05:46 OKAY. YOU ARE THE BEST.
00:06:46 WE ADDED A SECRET INGREDIENT. GUESS WHAT IT IS.
00:07:27 OHH! OH, MY GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE.
00:08:09 YOU BROUGHT IT ALL ON YOURSELF.
00:09:14 MY NEW BROTHER-IN-LAW IS MAKING ME LOOK BAD.
00:11:14 YEP.
00:12:22 LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU.
00:13:06 COME ON, LET'S HEAR IT.
00:13:52 ANDY, COME ON, COME ON.
00:14:29 WE USED TO LISTEN TO WHEN WE WERE FALLING IN LOVE. UH-HUH.
00:15:26 HEY, CHERYL, CAN YOU SMELL THIS SHIRT?
00:16:09 THE LOOK? THE LOOK.
00:16:53 LAST NIGHT WASN'T ABOUT ME. IT WAS ABOUT YOU.
00:17:47 I HAVEN'T STOLEN A CAR IN 30... I DON'T STEAL CARS!
00:19:15 DIP?
00:20:12 YOU KNOW, HONEY, THIS STUFF MAY SEEM SILLY NOW,
00:21:06 OH, PLEASE? PLEASE?
Cast & Characters
Jim Belushi
Jim
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Cheryl
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Dana
Larry Joe Campbell
Andy
Taylor Atelian
Ruby
Billi Bruno
Gracie
Conner Rayburn
Kyle
Mitch Rouse
Ryan Gibson
Tony Braunagel
Tony
David Pasquesi
Dave
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed394
Dialogue density17.9 lines / min
First line00:00:00
Final line00:21:06
Production Record
DirectorJim Belushi
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes127
Factoids
Episode
According to Jim, season 5, episode 2: The Tale of the Tape (1).
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/5/episode/2
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