According to Jim — S05E01 — Foul Ball

2005 · 22 MIN · IMDB 6.3 · 126 VOTES · DIR. Leonard R. Garner, Jr.

According to Jim — S05E01 — Foul Ball poster

Overview

The fifth season premieres with Jim sneaking off to a Cubs game with Kyle instead of taking him to his first day of kindergarten.

Dialogue Timeline — 430 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:02 OH-HO-HO.
00:02:13 SORRY, GRACIE, I CAN'T HEAR YOU
00:02:57 I'VE BEEN HOMESCHOOLING HIM IN THAT SINCE BIRTH.
00:03:34 CHERYL, THESE ARE FREE TICKETS.
00:04:41 YOU DON'T HAVE THE VETO. IT'S MY TURN.
00:05:33 AWW...
00:06:27 ALMOST? ANTS ARE CRAWLING ALL THROUGH MY PUDDING.
00:07:26 UM, YOU KNOW, NOT A GOOD IDEA.
00:08:22 IT JUST GOT BETTER!
00:09:13 LET'S SEE IF THAT ICE HELPED.
00:09:55 AWW, BABY...
00:10:43 I DON'T CARE! I REALLY FEEL LIKE... VETO!
00:11:31 IF ANYBODY ASKS YOU ABOUT YOUR BLACK EYE?
00:12:24 AHH! KYLE'S TALKING TO THAT DEMON SPAWN RONNIE!
00:13:05 OH, OH, IS THAT IT? YOU STONEWALLING ME, LADY?
00:13:58 YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? I'VE BEEN THINKING.
00:15:13 ALL RIGHT, CHERYL, LOOK.
00:15:56 AND THAT'S NOT ME, CHERYL. THAT'S THE LAW TALKING.
00:16:52 YOU WANT A SNACK?
00:17:56 DO I HAVE A BOAT?
00:18:49 I WROTE MY THESIS,
00:19:34 AND YOU GIVE ME COMFORT AND SECURITY TO TRY NEW THINGS.
00:20:30 UH, CHERYL, WE NEED TO TALK.
00:21:28 YEAH.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed430
Dialogue density19.5 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:21:28

Production Record

DirectorLeonard R. Garner, Jr.
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes126

Factoids

Episode

According to Jim, season 5, episode 1: Foul Ball.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1739/season/5/episode/1
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