According to Jim — S04E21 — Kentucky Fried Beltzman

00:00:01 Daddy, guess what? What?

00:00:42 I do love a well-executed April fool's joke.

00:02:00 that I'm spending the best years of my life

00:02:38 The only thing that belongs in this crappy garage

00:03:15 and bring us out some snacks?

00:04:12 the first one who finds my Ernie gets a quarter.

00:04:54 Well, is he all right?

00:05:38 So sad.

00:06:36 Not to me. The man bled gravy.

00:07:19 and I found this picture of the band

00:08:10 How can you even be sure that's your card?

00:08:50 ...but you're going to have to wait a respectable amount of time

00:09:39 That is... That is ridiculous, John!

00:10:38 Hey, wait a minute.

00:11:34 We shall see.

00:12:28 and pay tribute to my dear friend Beltzman.

00:13:42 I'm going to send Beltzman up to the sky.

00:15:09 and come over here and give me a boost.

00:16:40 Why don't you make him a little sandwich?

00:17:23 Interesting.

00:19:16 What the...

00:20:05 There is nothing wrong with my casserole!

00:20:50 Oh, thank you.

00:21:28 Jim!