According to Jim — S04E10 — Stalking Santa

00:00:03 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

00:01:00 Oh, good eye, good eye, good eye.

00:01:43 This is the time of year to be our better selves.

00:02:25 Okay. You look, and you'll see.

00:03:01 Okay, so, uh,

00:03:59 Okay, you will be haunted by Hilary Duff,

00:04:49 I should have just handled it the way I wanted to handle it.

00:05:41 Now, I want you to take your kids down to the mall,

00:06:52 Is his pen a candy cane?

00:07:45 Whoa!

00:08:44 Elves, attack!

00:09:55 Now we're gonna get coal in our stockings.

00:10:39 Have you heard nothing I've said?

00:11:24 Oh, Cheryl!

00:12:23 That's right, and you guys

00:13:07 Oh, no, not you. Just go away.

00:13:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, kids.

00:15:02 RUBY: Drinking coffee.

00:16:10 What?

00:17:05 Yeah. And while you're talking to him,

00:18:19 Don't you want milk and cookies?

00:19:09 and I don't think he's getting any presents.

00:20:18 Yeah, Vixen, Foxy, whatever.

00:21:16 He's gonna be more upset when he sees Santa in bed with his wife.